It turns out the real monster was Joss Whedon all along.

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The Golden Globes, ‘Punky Brewster’, ‘The Walking Dead,’ ‘Superman & Lois,’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

 

MONDAY

Beartown: In this Swedish series, a junior hockey team is at the heart of a dark secret that tears a small town apart. Series premiere. 8 p.m., HBO

The Bachelor: The dreaded hometowns come to the resort. 7 p.m., ABC

Flags of Our Fathers: The anniversary of the day the U.S. soldiers raised the flag on Iwo Jima in that iconic photo is tomorrow. In case you were wondering. 5:00 p.m., HBO Zone West

TUESDAY

Superman & Lois: Clark Kent and Lois Lane are parents of teenagers. That’s it. That’s the show. Series premiere. 7 p.m., The CW

Pelé: The story of the extraordinary Brazilian soccer player who is considered the greatest of all time. Premiere. Netflix

MTV Unplugged Presents: BTS: BTS is doing the unplugged thing, I guess. 8 p.m., MTV

WEDNESDAY

Ginny & Georgia: A single mother Georgia, moves her daughter Ginny and son Austin to a New England town in this new series that is giving off some strong Gilmore Girls vibes. Premiere. Netflix

Snowfall: Franklin attempts to keep a gang war from exploding in the season premiere. 9 p.m., FX

Canine Intervention: Cali K9’s Jas Leverette wants to be your new Cesar Millan. Series premiere. Netflix

THURSDAY

Punky Brewster: Oh hey, it’s the revival of the series I guess someone was asking for. Series premiere. Peacock

Millennials: The Black sitcom gets a 21st-century update in this new sitcom.  ALLBLK

Billie Eilish: The World’s a Little Blurry: The rock star documentary, but with Billie Eilish this time. Premiere. Apple TV+

The Dark and the Wicked: This well-reviewed horror film follows a family dealing with illness, grief, and possibly some sort of demon or something. Premiere. Shudder

FRIDAY

The Manchurian Candidate: The original and one of my all-time favorite movies. More relevant now than ever. 7 p.m., TCM

Tom and Jerry: They’ve turned the classic cartoon into a hybrid animation/live-action movie for some reason. Warner Bros. > Hanna Barbara. I will die on this particular hill.  HBO Max

Brutal Bridesmaids: EVIL BRIDESMAIDS. Just the latest thing for a modern woman to worry about. 7 p.m., LMN

SATURDAY

Saturday Night Live: Nick Jonas and Nick Jonas. 10:30 p.m., NBC

Hereditary: Most terrifying movie of the past ten years? Discuss. 10:15 p.m., Showtime Showcase

Girl in the Basement: This Lifetime movie is based on the true story of a young woman who was held prisoner in her basement by her monster of a father for decades. And hey, Judd Nelson plays the dad, so I guess he’s getting work again? 7 p.m., Lifetime

Jurassic Park marathon: RWAOR! 2:30 p.m., TBS

SUNDAY

The Golden Globes: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are back to host the stupidest awards ceremony from opposite coasts. We’ll see how it goes. 7 p.m., NBC

The Walking Dead: Look who’s back: Maggie’s back. Winter season premiere. 8 p.m., AMC

The Circus: I bet when these guys started this season in January, they thought it would be calmer, maybe some inauguration coverage, and that they’d actually be able to get some sleep. LOL. Season finale. 7 p.m., Showtime

Honestly, Former President Insurrectionist would have been better off if he had hired Cat Lawyer — or an actual cat — to represent him at his impeachment trial

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