Jon Hamm’s Nipple Rings have entered the chat

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Oh no, did I help get President Fraud elected? (No, but Mark Burnett has a lot to answer for.)

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Just go ahead and plop yourself down on the couch and stream these movies because you’re not going anywhere anytime soon.

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders has finally run out of lies and is leaving the White House.

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We need to talk about Adam Levine’s nipples.

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California is burning, people are dying and our president is being a fucking monster about it. But what else is new, right?

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In between calling the free press “the enemy of the people” again, President Xenophobic Cheeto attacked late night hosts and bragged about the TVs on Air Force One

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Is Roseanne Barr giving her blessing for a spinoff? I mean maybe. Or maybe she’s a loon and we should stop paying attention to her tweets.

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Let’s speculate about ‘Game of Thrones’ rather than think about the fact that Donald Trump — DONALD TRUMP — is going to be delivering the State of the Union tonight and ohmygod when will we wake up from this never-ending nightmare

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Oprah might not be running for president (yet), but here are a bunch of ladies doing other projects that you should definitely be excited about

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