Now’s your chance to own a box of dragon eggs. (No promises they’ll hatch, though, unless you’re willing to walk into a funeral pyre.)

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President Methy thinks he’s well enough to leave the hospital. Ok.

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We need to talk about Adam Levine’s nipples.

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The ‘Stranger Things’ trailer is here and the kids are most definitely not alright.

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We elected President Archie Bunker. It all makes sense now.

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