Here is some meaningless TV news to distract you from the endlessly violent murderhole our country has become

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Here on the stupidest timeline, the President hires people he sees on the teevee.

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Access Hollywood had to reaffirm that the “Grab ‘Em By the Pussy” tape is 100% real because this is the world we live in now and it sucks. 

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That asshole Trump just threw gasoline on the dumpster fire that is this ESPN story.

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I really was done with this whole Jemele Hill story, but then the White House went and opened their dumb mouths

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It’s Friday, there’s no news, so let’s watch The Mooch appear on ‘Weekend Update’ like a “goomba Beetlejuice.”

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We get a look inside Trump’s “Bullshit Binder” and the rest of the best of late night:

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