Tracy Morgan said a dumb thing about teachers and now everyone is SO MAD. (But I don’t think Tracy even knows.)

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

The World Cup begins today, and thanks to this administration’s xenophobia and sheer awfulness, so far it’s been a disaster!

Oh, hey, did I mention that Spencer Pratt got knocked out of the L.A. Mayoral primary? Because he did, and then he and President Cheater and a bunch of Republicans are claiming the election was rigged based on nothing but vibes, because it’s impossible that one of the bluest cities in one of our bluest states wouldn’t want to elect a MAGA-coded reality TV star with no experience to be their mayor. So weird.

J.D. Vance is brave, I’ll give him that.

On the heels of the news that the Doctor Who Christmas special has been canceled for this year comes even more dire news: the beloved sci-fi series is expected to be off the air for years as it undergoes a complete creative overhaul.

The thing is, this is Tracy Morgan being Tracy Morgan. The other thing is, you can’t shit on teachers. That’s one of the few things our society agrees upon. And if it’s any consolation, I suspect Tracy’s teachers weren’t big fans of his, either. Here’s the entire thing, which is pretty funny, teacher slander aside.

(Not that Tracy is bothered. He’s got bigger things on his mind.)

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John Oliver won another defamation lawsuit. I’d love to meet his lawyers, who must subsist on a diet of Zantac and bourbon.

You’re not going to get that Jimmy and Kayla spinoff of Hacks, sorry.

And stop trying to make a Home Improvement reboot or reunion happen. It’s not going to happen.

If you’re a Top Chef fan, you might want to try to get to Hawaii sometime in the next six months or so. (Spoilers for who won this season at the link.)

Of course people shouldn’t be allowed to bet on reality shows. 

Yes, David Cross has noticed the Never Nude similarities with Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. “The thing you have to remember is, Tobias Fünke is deeply disturbed and deluded, and not especially bright,” Cross said. “So in that way, sure, it’s relatable.”

Everyone is saying that David Harbour is “opening up” about whatever happened between him and Millie Bobby Brown, but actually, he says nothing here, and I suspect this is just him working hard to get an Emmy nomination for DTF St. Louis (which he deserves).

Paramount is convinced that Netflix is trying to sabotage their acquisition of Warner Bros., and I’m here for it.

Some guy named Jay Hoag is the chairman of Netflix now.

Oh, also at Netflix, if you’re a movie maker who insists on having a theatrical release, they’re just not going to work with you, bye.

Charles Barkley made a dumb joke about Cardi B’s boobs, and now he’s daring ESPN to fire him. (They won’t.)

There’s going to be a 24 Jump Street. No, there was not a 23 Jump Street.

It’s not just you; we’re all using closed captioning, especially with streamers.

Was she there checking out her wedding venue?

How does Glenn Close not have an Oscar? HOW??

Brandi Glanville’s face parasite just can’t let go.

Feel better, Clive Davis.

Get better, Tyler Mane, and thank you for speaking out about male breast cancer.

Love is dead.

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Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • The Bear returns on Hulu on June 25.
  • Elle debuts on Prime Video on July 1.
  • Ride or Die premieres on Prime Video on July 15.
  • Rivals returns on Hulu in November.
  • The Walking Dead: Dead City returns on AMC on July 26.
  • Worst Neighbor Ever premieres on Netflix on July 1.
  • Reminders of Him debuts on Peacock on July 10.
  • The American Experiment debuts on Netflix on June 24.
  • Descendants: Wicked Wonderland will premiere on Disney Channel on July 16 and Disney+ on July 17.
  • Would You Rather: Decide to Survive will premiere on Prime Video on June 26.
  • Hammerhead Sharks Up Close with Bertie Gregory will debut on Hulu and Disney+ on July 5.
  • They Fight will debut on Hulu on July 17.
  • Fightland debuts on Starz on July 31.
  • The Salisbury Poisonings: A Spy Next Door debuts on CNN on July 12.
  • Toy Story 30 Years and Beyond – A Special Edition of 20/20 airs on ABC on June 12.
  • Scooby-Doo: Origins will debut on Netflix in 2027.

 

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  • Human Vapor debuts on Netflix on July 2.
  • Salcedo, Leather, and Boogaloo premieres on Netflix on July 8.
  • Miguel Angel Blanco: The 48 Hours That Changed Spain will debut on Netflix on July 10.
  • Better Late Than Single returns on Netflix on July 7.

R.I.P.

Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French artist, animator, and Oscar-nominated director known for Persepolis

James Handy, Actor known for Cagney and Lacey, Spenser: For Hire, Matlock, Alias, The West Wing, Melrose Place, NYPD Blue, The Practice, Walker, Texas Ranger, and The Young and the Restless, Top Gun: Maverick, and Jumanji

Gina Ferrall, Broadway performer who also appeared in Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU, FBI, Blue Bloods, The Good Cop, and The Sound of Music Live!

Gilad Janklowicz, Fitness instructor whose TV program, Bodies in Motion, helped launch the exercise and aerobics movement of the 1980s

Alan Scales, British TV producer and director

Max Kleven, Stunt performer, coordinator, and second-unit director

Kanya King, Creator of the UK’s Music of Black Origin awards show

WATCH THIS

World Cup Soccer: Let the games begin! Mexico vs. South Africa. 2 p.m., Fox

Sweet Magnolias: Season five premiere. Netflix

Surviving Earth: This new docuseries explores the natural world as it was some 450 million years ago. Think La Brea, but without all the irritating humans running around being irritating. Series premiere. 7 p.m., NBC

Reality Bites: The best movie about Gen X shot in Houston. (Also, it’s not particularly good.) 9:15 p.m., TCM

Late Night:

  • The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Elle Fanning, Shawn Hatosy, Frankie Grande, Anthony Ramos
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Bowen Yang, Matt Rogers, Finneas
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Tim Allen, Jack Quaid, Olivia Rodrigo
  • The Daily Show: Martina Navratilova, Chris Evert, host Desi Lydic
  • Watch What Happens Live: Emily Blunt, Colman Domingo
THUR 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Stanley Cup Final
(live)
CBS Georgie and Mandy’s First Marriage
(repeat)		 Ghosts
(repeat)		 Matlock
(repeat)		 Elsbeth
(repeat)
CW Scrabble
(new)		 Trivial Pursuit
(new)		 News/Local
FOX Daughter of the Bride News/Local
NBC Surviving Earth
(new)		 The Americas
(repeat)		 Law & Order: SVU
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