The TeeVee Gods are doing their very best to salvage the nuclear meltdown that has been 2020 with a ’30 Rock’ reunion

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In a dramatic plot twist, soap operas might be returning soon

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CNN’s chyron writer has HAD IT, officially, with President Compulsive Liar

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The premieres of ‘Mrs. America,’ ‘The Bachelor Presents: Listen to Your Heart,’ ‘#blackAF’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

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Hey, ‘Tiger King’ fans, here are some more batshit insane documentaries to stream right now

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The impeachment trial of President Bunghole is mere hours away from officially becoming a Yam Sham

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‘Young Frankenstein Live!’ is coming to ABC. Who’s in your dream cast?

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Another day, another avalanche of crazy in this never-ending shitshow!

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Everything we know about the ABC 2019-2020 season … so far

HI GUYS! It’s Upfronts week and I AM A LITTLE STRESSED OUT. Cancelations, renewals, series orders, THERE IS JUST A WHOLE LOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW AND I AM GOING TO GO WANDER THE DESERT ONCE THIS WEEK IS OVER.

This post is an attempt to organize what we know about what ABC has in store for the fall season: all the new shows, all the renewed shows and, R.I.P. — all the canceled shows. News is fluid right now, so check back in as I will continue to update these posts.

Also, box wine. Please.

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I’m back! So what did I miss? President Shitgoblin screaming at the TV? Yep, sounds about right.

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