Reminder: Ted Cruz is a fucking idiot who doesn’t understand ‘The Simpsons’

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I’m going to laugh at this story about the Real Housewives of New York being trapped on a cruise from hell because if I focus on real news, I’ll become stabby

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Happy Presidents Day, Future President Oprah!

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Fine, let’s talk about the stupid Golden Globes. BUT ONLY FOR A MINUTE.

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Billy Bush, unexpected voice of reason

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Horror TV is the best TV and as a Halloween treat for you, I made a big beautiful gallery celebrating TV’s scariest scares

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