Insane Clown Posse, 42 workers who lived in a factory, a bunch of hilarious stuntmen, ‘Saturday Night Live,’ and other unexpected heroes of this moment.

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Sounds like it might be time to say goodbye to Pete Davidson on ‘SNL.’

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… And we’re back with some super-sized ‘Game of Thrones’ news.

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HALP I AM DROWNING IN COMIC-CON NEWS HALP

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Here is a whole bunch of ‘Game of Thrones’ news that I overlooked last week in favor of otters.

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Haven’t had enough Ryan Lochte in your life recently? Then I’ve got great news for you!

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Single white dummies

Bachelor in Paradise
August 8, 2016

Bachelor in Paradise ended its first episode with a big cliffhanger: would “Hurricane Chad” just take his lunch meats and go, or would he attack the robe-wearing, mimosa-drinking Chris Harrison on his way out? DRAMA!

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Hunker down

Bachelor in Paradise
August 2, 2016

Now that Bachelor Ben has “found love” with some stewardess, whatever her name was, Lori? Lulu? Loni? Who cares? and Jojo the Unicorn is “engaged” to some NFL player’s less talented younger brother, it’s time to throw a decontamination tent over the Bachelor McMansion and take the rejects down to Mexico to get drunk and exchange bodily fluids.

Three hours a week of this, you guys. And that’s not counting a fourth hour of “After Paradise” nonsense that I am definitely not watching. You can’t make me.

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‘The Bachelorette’: Written in the sand

The Bachelorette
June 20, 2016

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‘The Bachelorette’: Two roads diverged in a wood

The Bachelorette
June 7, 2016

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