Tag: SPN

‘Supernatural’: Let me tell you why that’s bullshit

by whitney hall, posted in spn: season 12, supernatural

Supernatural
“There’s Something About Mary”
May 11, 2017

THEN: Racist ghost truck.  Dean’s daughter.  Annie Hawkins.  “Man’s Best Friend with Benefits.”  Rogue Reapers. A backdoor to Purgatory. Benny.  Human Cas LOL!consent.  Kevin.  Charlie.  Metatron.  Mind rape.

NOW:

Eileen Leahy is mauled to death by a hellhound controlled by Ketch, because writers Brad Buckner and Eugenie Ross-Leming can’t just kill her, they have to kill her with a monster she can neither hear nor see.  Also, let’s not forget that a civilian was able to fight off the HBIC hellhound not five episodes ago.  But a seasoned and competent hunter isn’t even given the courtesy of making a heroic stand.

That is some bullshit. Shoshannah Stern and Eileen Leahy deserved better.

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‘Supernatural’: Just like that, it’s gone

by whitney hall, posted in spn: season 12, supernatural

Supernatural
“Twigs & Twine & Tasha Banes”
May 4, 2017

THEN: “Dad’s on a hunting trip. And he hasn’t been home in a few days.”

NOW

Rock River, Wyoming. A wee little smart car pulls up to the Mountain Slumber boarding house. Tasha Banes is greeted by another guest when she steps into the lobby. The bitchy old broad is so clearly the monster she’s hunting that Tasha should just shoot, stab, and/or immolate her on the spot and be done.

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‘Supernatural’: Or lift it to its feet

by whitney hall, posted in spn: season 12, supernatural

Supernatural
“The Future”
April 27, 2017

THEN: “I’m saying don’t…Just ’cause. I’m asking you not to. That’s it.”

“Hold my beer.”

NOW

Kelly is chained to a cot in the basement.  Dagon has stopped playing nice now that she’s proven herself a flight risk.  For her part, Kelly has stopped eating and bathing. There doesn’t seem much point when her baby is going to kill her.

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‘Supernatural’: At least we’re not psycho goat people

by whitney hall, posted in spn: season 12, supernatural

Supernatural
“The Memory Remains”
April 13, 2017

THEN: “These hunters are out of control. Exterminate them.”

NOW

SPN_Dont go in the woods

Well if that’s not reason enough to stay out of the woods, I don’t know what is.

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‘Supernatural’: No one cares

by whitney hall, posted in spn: season 12, supernatural

Supernatural
“The British Invasion”
April 6, 2017

THEN: “Who you gonna call? Douchebusters!”

NOW

The boys walk into the Bunker to find Mick sitting in the library waiting for them. He invites them to come and have a drink with him. They boys are like, this place is supposed to warded against every evil. How did you get in? Mick is a Man of Letters. Their fortaleza is his fortaleza. Also, did they know their key opens every Chapterhouse in the world?

These boys need to change the locks. Now.

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‘Supernatural’: Things aren’t just black and white

by whitney hall, posted in spn: season 12, supernatural

Supernatural
“Ladies Drink Free”
March 30, 2017

THEN: “I solemnly swear not to hunt like a dumbass.”

NOW

Sam and Dean are waiting in the BMoL’s ops room. By their expressions, they’ve been waiting a while. Dean checks his watch and turns for the door. He says getting jobs from these Richards is one thing, but he didn’t sign up for the reporting for duty crap. Especially when they’re late.

Mick walks in with apologies. He and Dean hiss and spit at each other until Sam steers them back to the case. A brother and sister were attacked in the woods in Wisconsin. The girl, Hayden, is in the hospital. Her brother Ben had his heart ripped out.

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‘Supernatural’: Us. Together.

by whitney hall, posted in spn: season 12, supernatural

Supernatural
“Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell”
March 11, 2017

THEN: “Hellhounds, Dean. Your favorite!”

NOW

The boys stagger into the Bunker after days on the road and three consecutive hunts. Dean calls it one for the books. He’s carrying a trophy. A baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.

A baseball bat.

Wrapped.

In barbed wire.

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