‘Supernatural’: God was never on your side

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“Moriah”
April 25, 2019

“Up against good, evil, angels, devils, destiny, and God himself, they made their own choice. They chose family. And, well… isn’t that kinda the whole point?”

THE ROAD SO FAR

Y’all. This is the penultimate “Carry On.” Let’s just take a moment, shall we?

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‘Supernatural’: Every now and then I fall apart

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“Jack in the Box’
April 18, 2019

THEN: “They’re never going to trust you again.  And you can never trust them.”

NOW

Y’all. What even is this episode?

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‘Supernatural’: Mary Winchester is complete

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“Absence”
April 11, 2019

THEN: “She’s fine.  Everything’s going to be fine.”

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‘Supernatural’: Tell me it’s okay

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“Game Night”
April 5, 2019

THEN: “You can burn.”

NOW

It’s family game night at the Bunker.  Mary’s idea.  She thought it would be nice to stay in for a change.  HAHAHAHA oh, that’s not a joke.  Huh.  For the purposes of this episode, Mary is being written as someone who isn’t itching to ditch her family at the drop of a hat.

I have a bad feeling about this …

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‘Supernatural’: Best friends forever!

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“Don’t Go in the Woods”
March 21, 2019

THEN: “Endings are hard.  Endings are impossible.”

NOW

“Hey guys, Jared, Jensen, and Misha here, and we have some big news …”

Before we get to the recap, let’s talk about what happened the day after this episode aired.

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‘Supernatural’: What would the Winchesters do

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“Peace of Mind”
March 14, 2019

THEN: “You’re keeping the snake?”

NOW

Team Free Will 2.0 is each processing Michael’s defeat and death in their own way. Jack is dealing by wearing all black, bonding with Noah the gorgon’s snake, Felix, and moving pencils with his mind.

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‘Supernatural’: That’s it? Really?

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“Ouroboros”
March 7, 2019

THEN: “Michael gets out, that’s it for this world.”

NOW

Team Free Will 2.0 is hunting a monster with a taste for human flesh, artfully prepared. Between popping eyeballs like they’re marinated olives and opening up a dude’s rib cage like it’s a crown roast, this may be the most gleefully gruesome episode of Show since the couple that ate each other to death in Season 5’s “My Bloody Valentine.”

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‘Supernatural’: Who does that make us

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“Lebanon”
February 7, 2019

THEN: “Dad’s on a hunting trip. And he hasn’t been home in a few days.”

NOW

The boys pop in to Precious Pawn, but they’re not interested in what’s on public display.  The wad of cash Dean flashes at the owner gains them access to the good stuff in the back.  It’s a treasure trove of mystical objects.  Your hands of glory, gris-gris bags, dragon’s breath, creepy dolls …

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‘Supernatural’: I believe in us

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“Prophet and Loss”
January 31, 2019

THEN: “Some people just can’t be saved.”

NOW

The Ma’lak Box rests on the bottom of the ocean.  Droplets of water ooze through its seams.  Dean tries to breathe through the rising panic, but he can’t ignore the groaning creak of the metal. I guess Billie’s instructions didn’t factor in the PSI of the Pacific Ocean.

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Dummy Jr. has no idea what the ‘N’ in ‘SNL’ stands for because he is from a family of mouth-breathing shit-for-brains

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