Here is a whole bunch of ‘Game of Thrones’ news that I overlooked last week in favor of otters.

I missed a bunch of Game of Thrones news that broke during SXSW, so most of this news is going to be old hat to you. Don’t care, going to post it anyway, I do what I want.

Kit Harington has as much of an idea how Game of Thrones will end as you do and he thinks not knowing anything is “amazing.” Isaac Hempstead Wright, meanwhile, calls the end of the show “terrifying.” Also, Isaac Hempstead Wright is aware that being an able-bodied actor playing a character with disabilities is fraught with issues, thank you very much.

The Game of Thrones showrunners have named their least favorite scene, and it’s the one where they made the male cast members strip down for no particular reason. “HUH. INTERESTING,” say all the female cast members who had to engage in pointless sexposition in Littlefinger’s brothel over the course of the first two seasons.

The dragons will be the “size of 747s” in the upcoming season of Game of Thrones, and Drogon’s flame will be 30 feet in diameter.

Ed Sheeran is going to have a cameo in the next season of Game of Throneswhich was designed as a surprise for Maisie Williams who is a huge fan. Also surprising: Ed Sheeran owns a zoo and has a killer otter.

We have the list of writers of Game of Thrones‘ final season and it mostly consists of Benioff and Weiss. Oh, and there will only be 6 episodes.

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Good news: you can now order your Game of Thrones wine.

Finally, in preparing this post, I went searching for a Game of Thrones/otter-related video for you people, and this was all I could find. Contrary to what the title of this video might have you believe, please note this is neither 1. an otter nor 2. a trumpet. It is also not “The Greatest Video on the Internet,” so direct your complaints to YouTube.

Other TV news

Better Call Saul is returning next month, and AMC wants you to prepare by airing a “Best of Saul Goodman” marathon, a “Best of Gus Fring” marathon and a season 2 marathon.

Apparently, a new Dancing with the Stars contestant got a little handsy with his partner, and folks noticed.

“K.”

Oh, God, Meat-Eating Chad from The Bachelorette is back again.

So there’s something weird going on with The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Kim D.

Hey! Congratulations Steven Yeun and Joana Pak!

Trailer Park

Here’s a trailer for Handsome, a new Netflix movie and it looks pretty funny:

And here’s a trailer for Netflix movie, Death Note, based on Japanese manga by Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata:

Oh yay, iZombie is going to be back soon! (But lay off the Scooby Gang references, guys. Buffy does not approve.)

Political news whether you like it or not

“It’s a disaster. It’s a nightmare.” This is a very interesting piece about the troubles Fox News is facing, from the loss of Megyn Kelly, the headaches that Andrew Napolitano created, and all the legal nightmares they are facing stemming from their sexual harassment cases.

A couple of weeks ago, a fake story began circulating that Whoopi Goldberg had said some nasty things about Carryn Owens, wife of a fallen Navy SEAL. According to Goldberg, the story put her and her family’s lives in danger.

Some women wore Handmaid’s Tale costumes to the Texas legislature and it had nothing to do with viral marketing of the new Hulu series — and everything to do with the fact that the Senate passed a bill allowing doctors to lie to their female patients about their pregnancies. No, really.

Don’t worry, Melissa McCarthy is working on her Sean Spicer impersonation for Saturday Night Live. (Of course whether or not Spicer still has the job by the time she hosts in May remains to be seen.)

Congratulations, Jimmy Fallon, Donald Trump Jr. thinks you’re funny. (But Stephen Colbert is still beating you in the ratings.)

To be fair to Donald Trump, Sesame Street started the fight:

Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski have had it with Kellyanne Conway.

In Development

Casting News

R.I.P.

  • Chuck Barris, host of The Gong Show and creator of The Dating Game and The Newlywed Game.
  • Robert Day, prolific director of TV shows in the 1960s and 70s.
  • Betty Kennedy, CBC broadcaster.

WATCH THIS

Shots Fired: In this new drama, a white teenager is shot and killed by a black cop, and racial tensions flare up. Series premiere. 7 p.m., Fox

Empire: Hey, the Lyons are back and they still hate each other so hard. 8 p.m., Fox

Spillover: Zika, Ebola & the Next Outbreak: Here’s a little lighthearted viewing for you right before bed. 9 p.m., PBS

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Woody Harrelson, John Cena, Martin Garrix & Dua Lipa Late Night with Seth Meyers: Kristen Bell, Bill Nighy, Aquilo, Charlie Benante The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Glenn Close, Michael McKean, H. Jon Benjamin The Late Late Show with James Corden: Josh Gad, Judy Greer, Maggie Rogers Jimmy Kimmel Live: Bill Hader, America Ferrera, Imagine Dragons Conan: Erin Andrews, Big Show The Daily Show: Michael Pena Watch What Happens Live: Audra McDonald, Laura Dern

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