Thank you for your service, sir. (Sound on.):
@mwdrex_and_rider This wasn’t on the brochure 😂 #dog #germanshepherd #retired #gsd #mwd
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I WANT, NOAH WYLIE.
Daniel Dae Kim defends the Lost finale, and HE’S NOT WRONG.
This week’s series finale of The Boys isn’t going to give you Gen V closure, sorry.
Congratulations to Bulgaria, but … Uh-oh, was the Eurovision Song Contest rigged? Sounds like there were definitely some shenanigans.
“I hope 60 Minutes remains 60 Minutes. There are very few things that have been around as long as 60 Minutes has and maintained the quality that it has. And things can always evolve and change, and I think that’s awesome. And things should evolve and change, but I hope the core of what 60 Minutes is always remains.”
And John Oliver had a message for both viewers and CBS on last night’s Last Week Tonight:
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There used to be a time when I was genuinely shocked that the President of the United States would accuse a reporter from a major outlet of being “treasonous” for simply asking a question that he didn’t like, but now it’s just called “Thursday.”
And Eric Trump is going to sue Jen Psaki and MS Now? Ok.
Seth Rogen has no time for AI or people who use AI.
“I don’t understand what it’s supposed to do,” he told Brut. “Every time I see a video on Instagram that’s like, ‘Hollywood is cooked,’ what follows is the most stupid dog shit I’ve ever seen in my life.”
Rogen continued, “And if your instinct is to use AI and not go through that process, you shouldn’t be a writer. Because you’re not writing. Go do something else. And if you don’t want to go through the process, you shouldn’t be a writer. The idea of a tool that makes me write less is not appealing to me, because I like writing.”
Preach, Brother.
Look who’s being a saucy little bitch. (I actually think this is hilarious.)
When reality is too ridiculous for Saturday Night Live.
Now that the season is over and the conversation will inevitably turn to “who’s gonna get fired from SNL?’ here’s an interview with all the newbies at the end of their first season.
The most predictable thing in the world happened.
Sending my thoughts to Russell Andrews and his family. Fuck ALS.
In Development
- An Ella Enchanted series is in the works at Disney+.
- Pumping Black, a cycling drama starring Jonathan Bailey and Natalie Portman, has been acquired by Amazon.
- Puffball is being adapted into a TV series.
- Rescue 911; Deadliest Catch: Northern Edge; and I Am Prey have been ordered at Discovery Channel.
- I’m Not Here to Hurt You, a drama series starring Freddie Highmore, has been ordered at Crave and is looking for a U.S. home.
Casting News
- Laura Linney has joined the cast of Lanterns on HBO.
- Martha Plimpton and Clifton Collins Jr. have joined The Lowdown on FX.
- Ella Rubin will star in The God of the Woods on Netflix.
- Connor Storrie will guest star on For All Mankind on Apple TV.
- Bette Midler has joined the voice cast of Steps on Netflix.
- Won Gyu-bin has joined Moving on Disney+.
- Simone Kessell has been added to the cast of Honeymoon with Harry at Amazon MGM.
Mark Your Calendar
- Lanterns will premiere on HBO and HBO Max on August 16.
- The Walking Dead: Dead City returns on AMC on July 26.
- Clarkson’s Farm returns on Prime Video on June 3.
- Maa Behen debuts on Netflix on June 4.
- Oasis debuts on Netflix on June 19.
- Adventure Time: Side Quests will premiere on Disney+ and Hulu on June 29.
- Homestead Rescue: Intervention will debut on Discovery on July 14; How to Catch a Dirtbag on August 5; Escape from Alcatraz on August 6.
- Pokémon Horizons returns on Netflix on June 26.
R.I.P.
Joe Sedelmaier, Award-winning commercial director known for “Where’s the Beef?” and the FedEx “Fast-Talking Man” ads
Dennis Rush, Actor in The Andy Griffith Show and Man of a Thousand Faces
Ann Robinson, Actress who appeared in War of the Worlds
Brian Lindstrom, Documentary filmmaker
Tony Seiniger, Film poster designer and advertising creative director on Jaws, Poltergeist, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, and Total Recall, and many, many others
Dennis Locorriere, Co-founder of the band Dr. Hook
WATCH THIS
FBI: The theft of a bioweapon forces the team to work with an old enemy to prevent an outbreak in New York City. Season finale. 7 p.m., CBS
CIA: Colin’s old partner, Toni, is tracked down in the season finale. 8 p.m., CBS
You’re Killing Me: Brooke Shields stars as a best-selling author who teams up with a podcaster to solve the murder of her friend. Series premiere. Acorn TV
Late Night:
- The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Nate Bargatze, Chase Infiniti, Ryan Garcia, a performance from Broadway’s “The Lost Boys”
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: The Worst of “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” (Not A Clip Show!)
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Alison Brie
- The Daily Show: Soumaya Keynes, Chad P. Bown, host Jon Stewart
- Watch What Happens Live: Eddy Hounsell, Barbara Pascual
| MON. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Celebrity Wheel of Fortune (repeat) |
Celebrity Wheel of Fortune (repeat) |
Celebrity Wheel of Fortune (repeat) |
| CBS | FBI (new) |
CIA (new) |
CIA (repeat) |
| CW | Sullivan’s Crossing (new) |
Wild Cards (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | The 1% Club (new) |
The Quiz With Balls (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | NBA Playoff (live) |