‘Game of Thrones’: Burn it all down.

Game of Thrones
“The Iron Throne”
May 19, 2019

BURNED CHILDREN! BIG DRAMATIC SPEECHES! JEWELRY TOSSING! LOOSE DOTHRAKI! BETRAYALS AND STABBINGS! DESTROYED THRONES! PISSED OFF DRAGONS!  PISSED OFF EUNUCHS! QUESTIONABLE DECISION-MAKING! AND YES, GHOST! IT’S THE DEEPLY UNSATISFYING SERIES FINALE OF THE BEST SHOW OF THE DECADE!

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‘Game of Thrones’: Hell’s Bells

Game of Thrones
“The Bells”
May 12, 2019

SCHEMING, BETRAYAL AND ATTEMPTED POISONINGS! REJECTIONS! ROMANTIC REUNIONS! THE LONG-AWAITED CLEAGANEBOWL! MAD QUEENS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! AND DID I MENTION DRACARYS!

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UPDATED. WITH YELLING. ‘Game of Thrones’: Dracarys is coming.

Game of Thrones
“The Last of the Starks”
May 5, 2019

FUNERALS! PARTIES! NEW LORDSHIPS! ERRRYBODY GETTIN’ BIZZY! JON AND SANSA UNABLE TO KEEP SECRETS! TERRIBLE PET OWNERS! AND A LOT OF PROMISE OF DRACARYS COMING UP IN HERE! (But no commentary — yet. Commentary is coming.)

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Come chat about last night’s ‘Game of Thrones’ episode with me!

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‘Game of Thrones’: Dead before the dawn

Game of Thrones
“The Long Night”
April 28, 2019

IT’S THE BATTLE OF WINTERFELL WHICH MEANS: COOL WITCH FIRE TRICKS! DEAD DOTHRAKI! DEAD UNSULLIED! DEAD MORMONTS! DEAD DEAD PEOPLE! DRAGONS! ICE DRAGONS! ZOMBIE GIANTS! WHITE WALKERS! AND ONE FUCKING AMAZING ENDING YOU DID NOT SEE COMING!

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I’m doing this ‘Game of Thrones’ chat thing again. I wonder if we’ll have anything to talk about.

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‘Game of Thrones’: The Knight the Lights Went Out on the Patriarchy

Game of Thrones
“A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms”
April 21, 2019

Giant’s milk! Folk songs! Even more emotional reunions somehow! Bran revealing the Night King’s beef with him! Jaime getting some justice! Brienne getting the one thing she always wanted! Arya getting into someone’s pants! Daenerys learns the whole truth! And everyone burns down the motherfucking patriarchy! Finally.

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‘Game of Thrones’: Taking up firearms

Game of Thrones
“Winterfell”
April 14, 2019

AND WE’RE BACK! This time with more awkward reunions! Dragon rides! Pirate on Queen sexytimes! Secret identities revealed! 20,000 Golden Company troops! Long-forgotten crossbows! Bran staring at things! Dothraki not prepared for this snow bullshit! Creepy symbols made of human arms! Child wights!

But no elephants.

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UPDATE on the UPDATE: THE ‘GAME OF THRONES’ TRAILER IS HERE OMG and I have a few thoughts. So let’s see if they’ll post this time.

YOU GUYS. I wrote a whole post about this trailer an hour ago, then left my house for a while and when I came back, I discovered that NOTHING I HAD WRITTEN WAS ON THE ACTUAL POST. Continue reading “UPDATE on the UPDATE: THE ‘GAME OF THRONES’ TRAILER IS HERE OMG and I have a few thoughts. So let’s see if they’ll post this time.”