‘Game of Thrones’: Burn it all down.

Game of Thrones
“The Iron Throne”
May 19, 2019

BURNED CHILDREN! BIG DRAMATIC SPEECHES! JEWELRY TOSSING! LOOSE DOTHRAKI! BETRAYALS AND STABBINGS! DESTROYED THRONES! PISSED OFF DRAGONS!  PISSED OFF EUNUCHS! QUESTIONABLE DECISION-MAKING! AND YES, GHOST! IT’S THE DEEPLY UNSATISFYING SERIES FINALE OF THE BEST SHOW OF THE DECADE!

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‘Game of Thrones’: Hell’s Bells

Game of Thrones
“The Bells”
May 12, 2019

SCHEMING, BETRAYAL AND ATTEMPTED POISONINGS! REJECTIONS! ROMANTIC REUNIONS! THE LONG-AWAITED CLEAGANEBOWL! MAD QUEENS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! AND DID I MENTION DRACARYS!

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UPDATED. WITH YELLING. ‘Game of Thrones’: Dracarys is coming.

Game of Thrones
“The Last of the Starks”
May 5, 2019

FUNERALS! PARTIES! NEW LORDSHIPS! ERRRYBODY GETTIN’ BIZZY! JON AND SANSA UNABLE TO KEEP SECRETS! TERRIBLE PET OWNERS! AND A LOT OF PROMISE OF DRACARYS COMING UP IN HERE! (But no commentary — yet. Commentary is coming.)

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‘Game of Thrones’: Dead before the dawn

Game of Thrones
“The Long Night”
April 28, 2019

IT’S THE BATTLE OF WINTERFELL WHICH MEANS: COOL WITCH FIRE TRICKS! DEAD DOTHRAKI! DEAD UNSULLIED! DEAD MORMONTS! DEAD DEAD PEOPLE! DRAGONS! ICE DRAGONS! ZOMBIE GIANTS! WHITE WALKERS! AND ONE FUCKING AMAZING ENDING YOU DID NOT SEE COMING!

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Hold onto to your butts … the fifth episode of ‘Game of Thrones’ is reportedly even bigger than Sunday’s.

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Yes, Maisie Williams was old enough.

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‘Game of Thrones’: Taking up firearms

Game of Thrones
“Winterfell”
April 14, 2019

AND WE’RE BACK! This time with more awkward reunions! Dragon rides! Pirate on Queen sexytimes! Secret identities revealed! 20,000 Golden Company troops! Long-forgotten crossbows! Bran staring at things! Dothraki not prepared for this snow bullshit! Creepy symbols made of human arms! Child wights!

But no elephants.

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