‘Game of Thrones’: Burn it all down.

Game of Thrones
“The Iron Throne”
May 19, 2019

BURNED CHILDREN! BIG DRAMATIC SPEECHES! JEWELRY TOSSING! LOOSE DOTHRAKI! BETRAYALS AND STABBINGS! DESTROYED THRONES! PISSED OFF DRAGONS!  PISSED OFF EUNUCHS! QUESTIONABLE DECISION-MAKING! AND YES, GHOST! IT’S THE DEEPLY UNSATISFYING SERIES FINALE OF THE BEST SHOW OF THE DECADE!

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Y’all need to let go of your Night King fan fiction. He’s not coming back, you guys.

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The Night King is coming and this time it’s personal.

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‘Game of Thrones’: The ties that bind

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“The Dragon and the Wolf”
August 27, 2017

Complicated family reunions! Secret weddings! Surprise assassinations! Wight shows! Sibling break-ups! Ice dragons! Aunt on nephew sexytimes! The Wall FINALLY coming down! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

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‘Game of Thrones’: The troops, the troops, the troops are on fire. We don’t need no water, let the motherfuckers burn. Burn, motherfuckers! Burn!

“Game of Thrones
“The Spoils of War”
August 6, 2017

DRACARYS, MOFOS!

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‘Game of Thrones’: Poison is a woman’s weapon

Game of Thrones
“The Queen’s Justice”
July 30, 2017

In this very chatty episode, Jon and Daenerys finally meet and build up a lot of sexual tension and NEED TO JUST KISS ALREADY; Bran comes home and like every teenager that spends some time away from his family for the first time, thinks he knows everything; Sea Pacey becomes our new favorite character; everyone just flies around the entire continent like they’ve got Elon Musk’s hyperloop installed on Westeros and the writers failed to mention it to us; and The Queen of Thorns is given the greatest death scene that officially ends all death scenes. There should be no more death scenes for anyone ever. EAT IT, BITCHES.

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‘Game of Thrones’: A wolf in sheep’s clothing

Game of Thrones
“Dragonstone”
July 16, 2017

Dragons, giant ice zombies, mass murder, bedpan montages, the Hound calling people “cunts,” Ed Sheeran, Lil’ Lady Badass telling dumb men what’s what, Brimund … IT’S ALL HERE! GAME OF THRONES IS BACK, Y’ALL! BE EXCITED!

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