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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
“This isn’t what a turnaround looks like. This is what a train wreck looks like.”
President Ballroom is screaming at ABC to fire Jimmy Kimmel again. But despite the tantruming, it looks like there will be no repeat of what happened last fall.
Late Nighter puts odds on each of Saturday Night Live’s cast members’ chances to return next season, and, yeah, it’s not looking great for Kam Patterson.
Do not lump Jon Stewart in with Bill Maher, how dare you.
I mean, Jesus, listen to this whiny narcissist, who believes he “deserves” Emmys.
HuckleRobby is the funniest misreading of The Pitt I’ve seen yet.
Eric Kripke hopes to use a planned Gen V storyline in some other project down the line.
The Vampire Lestat will perform live in concert in New York in June.
You better get well soon, Katya.
OH NO, get better soon, Ving Rhames!
Renewals
- Press Your Luck has been renewed for a seventh season on ABC.
- Celebrity Family Feud has been renewed for a 12th season on ABC.
In Development
- Thunder Road, a NASCAR drama starring Dennis Quaid, has been greenlit at AMC.
- Yaga, starring Hudson Williams and Carrie-Anne Moss, has been acquired by AMC.
- A Bannerman series is in development at AMC and AMC+. Also, a Point Break series is getting close to a greenlight.
- Because making a documentary about Melania being fitted for a dress wasn’t enough of a suck-up to the First Crime Family, an Apprentice reboot starring Donald Trump Jr. is being considered at Prime Video. You know what? Do it. It will be an enormous failure, and you just know President TV Host won’t be able to resist calling his son a loser and commenting on how much better his ratings were. And that will be hilarious.
- A reboot of Monarch of the Glen is in the works at PBS and Network 5.
- The Miracles of the Namiya General Store has been ordered at Disney+.
- A Controversial Entertainer has been acquired at Netflix.
- Rise of the Saints has been greenlit at AMC.
Casting News
- Jeff Wilbusch and Sydney Park have joined the cast of The Morning Show on Apple TV.
- Mo Amer has joined The Daily Show on Comedy Central.
- Ajai Sanders is joining the cast of A Different World on Netflix.
- Alex Hassell and Jennifer Ehle have been added to the cast of First Woman on ITV.
Mark Your Calendars
- Office Romance will premiere on Netflix on June 5.
- It’s Not Like That will debut on Prime Video on May 15.
- Designed to Last will premiere on Hulu on May 5.
- The Roast of Kevin Hart will stream live on Netflix on May 10.
- Behind the Bob: Vogue’s Anna Wintour will premiere on CNN on May 3.
- The Crash will premiere on Netflix on May 15.
- Emi Martinez: The Kid Who Stops Time will premiere on Netflix on May 28.
- Ronda Rousey vs. Gina Carano will stream live on Netflix on May 16.
- The Map of Longing will premiere on Netflix on July 17.
- Bad Thoughts will return on Netflix on May 24.
- My Adventures With Superman will return on HBO Max and Adult Swim on June 13.
- The Champion’s Edge with Bonnie Bernstein will premiere on ABC stations on May 9.
- Kartavya will premiere on Netflix on May 15.
R.I.P.
David Allan Coe, Outlaw country musician best-known for “You Never Even Call Me By My Name” and writing “Take This Job and Shove It”
WATCH THIS
Man on Fire: A Special Forces veteran fights to protect a teen girl in this adaptation of the Denzel Washington film. Series premiere. Netflix
Houston Movie Marathon: Terms of Endearment & Urban Cowboy! back to back! Is someone at TCM from H-Town? 7 p.m., TCM
Flirting With Disaster: If you enjoyed Richard Jenkins as the detective in DTF St Louis and have not seen this perfect little comedy, I IMPLORE you to give it a shot. 8:25 p.m., Showtime Showcase West
Late Night:
- The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Olivia Rodrigo, Richard Gadd, Bruce Hornsby
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Adam Scott, Juliette Lewis
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Meryl Streep, Desi Lydic
- The Daily Show: RZA, host Josh Johnson
- Watch What Happens Live: Martha Sitwell, Lady Emma Thynn
| THUR | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | 9-1-1 (new) |
9-1-1: Nashville (new) |
Grey’s Anatomy (new) |
| CBS | Georgie and Mandy’s First Marriage (repeat) |
Ghosts (repeat) |
Elsbeth (new) |
Elsbeth (repeat) |
| CW | Scrabble (new) |
Trivial Pursuit (new) |
News/Local |
| FOX | Next Level Chef (new) |
Animal Control (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Law & Order (new) |
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (new) |
The Hunting Party (new) |