Another ‘Bachelor’ relationship comes to a completely expected end, a nation mourns yawns

Nick Viall and Vanessa Grimaldi have ended their openly hostile charade, love is dead, how will we go on, etc. etc.

Game of Thrones: The Rock Musical, an Unofficial Parody is headed to off-Broadway. I’m pretty sure I’ve already seen it.

Everyone is naming their dogs Nymeria and Shaggydog for some reason. This is also a good time to remind you that Tyrion thinks you shouldn’t adopt a direwolf.

Hey, if you HBO subscribers are curious, you can stream The Deuce today on HBO Go.

“MTV has invited transgender members of the U.S. Armed Forces to the 2017 Video Music Awards and we would be honored if they could attend. Any patriot who is putting their own life at risk to fight for our freedom and stand for equality is a hero at MTV, and to young people everywhere.” -MTV president Chris McCarthy

The Walking Dead is threatening to “thin the herd.”

The Walking Dead appears to be fans of Taylor Swift:

No:

That whole thing where Amazon releases pilots and allows viewers to pick which ones should be ordered to series is probably coming to an end.

Walmart’s streaming service, Vudu, is coming to Apple TV. Still no word on when Amazon Prime will arrive. ~sigh~

Your new favorite Trump administration character to hate, Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin’s AWFUL wife, Louise Linton, was once on a reality show called Hopelessly Rich where she demanded a 6-carat diamond ring from a suitor.

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Don’t fuck with Bill Nye, Disney.

Andrea Zuckerman is still president.

Renewals

Cancellations

In Development

Casting News

R.I.P.

Jay Thomas, actor and comedian known for Cheers and Murphy Brown. He is mourned by David Letterman, Bryan Cranston, Jay Duplass, Rob Lowe and others.

WATCH THIS

 

FRIDAY

The Tick: The guy who does Sassy Trump is our new Tick. Series premiere. Amazon

Disjointed: Kathy Bates stars as the owner of a pot dispensary in this new Chuck Lorre series that I will never watch. Series premiere. Netflix

Death Note: This film is based on the graphic novel of the same name about a teen who finds a supernatural notebook that grants its user the ability to kill people.  Netflix

Dark Matter: The Raza’s crew tries to unite Ferrous’ enemies. Season finale. 8 p.m., Syfy

Wynonna Earp: Wynonna is running out of time to defeat the widows in the season finale. 9 p.m., Syfy

SATURDAY

Mysteries of the Missing: Terry O’Quinn, appropriately enough, hosts this new series about mysterious disappearances. First up: Flight MH370. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Science

Jackie: Natalie Portman stars as the First Lady in this biopic that earned her wide acclaim. 7 p.m., HBO

Children of Men: Relevant. 9 p.m., Starz Cinema

SUNDAY

Game of Thrones: HOW IS IT THE FINALE ALREADY? HOW CAN YOU GIVE US (spoiler alert) AN ICE DRAGON AND JUST BE LIKE, “LOL, BYE GUYS! SEE YOU IN 2019!” 8 p.m., HBO

MTV Video Music Awards: Sure. OK.  8 p.m., MTV

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Shark Tank
(repeat)
What Would You Do?
(new)
20/20
(new)
CBS NFL Football: Chiefs at Seahawks
(live)
CW Masters of Illusion
(new)
Masters of Illusion
(new)
Penn & Teller: Fool Us
(repeat)
Local
FOX Masterchef
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Local
NBC American Ninja Warrior
(repeat)
Dateline NBC
(new)

SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC NFL: Texans at Saints
(live)
News/Local
CBS NFL: Chargers at Rams
(live)
News/Local
FOX Mayweather vs. McGregor
(live)
News/Local
NBC American Ninja Warrior
(repeat)
Dateline NBC
(repeat)
News/Local Saturday Night Live
(repeat)

SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(repeat)
Celebrity Family Feud
(new)
Steve Harvey’s Funderdome
(new)
The $100,000 Pyramid
(new)
CBS 60 Minutes
(repeat)
Big Brother
(new)
Candy Crush
(new)
NCIS:
Los Angeles

(repeat)
FOX Football
(live)
Bob’s Burgers
(repeat)
The Simpsons
(repeat)
Family Guy
(repeat)
The Simpsons
(repeat)
Family Guy
(repeat)
NBC Dateline NBC
(repeat)
NFL: 49ers at Vikings
(live)
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