Former President Shitler is out here calling for a “unified Reich” under his presidency but some people refuse to take him seriously which is the reason I am screaming today.

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Welcome to day 399 of the Twitter implosion

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Henry Cavill is being replaced on ‘The Witcher’ but does Liam Hemsworth even know how to take a bath?

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‘The Boys’ has been renewed for season four, obviously.

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Sorry, ‘Walking Dead’ fans: that Caryl spinoff isn’t happening after all.

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I didn’t think there needed to be a second season of ‘Russian Doll.’ I was wrong.

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Hey, Steve from ‘Blue’s Clues’ is back, and he is going to make you cry.

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An incomplete list of people who can fuck right off.

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A ‘Supernatural’ prequel was announced, and then all Hell broke loose

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‘Walker’: I’ve always got your six.

Walker
“Tracks”
March 18, 2021

Morning in the Walker household. Stella is texting Trevor and August is making pancakes from scratch and caramelizing grapefruit halves with a handheld kitchen torch. On a Tuesday? Is Ruby coming over? Or is this just how you do when you’re 14 and you apparently own a bar now?

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