Hey, Steve from ‘Blue’s Clues’ is back, and he is going to make you cry.

by Therese Odell, posted in Uncategorized

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Today is the 25th anniversary of Blue’s Clues, and the hosts all got together to sing you a song:

This is adorable and all, but the real kick in the pants is this: a message and apology from original host Steve to all the former viewers for leaving the show so abruptly:

Y’ALL, I WAS A FULL GROWN-ASS ADULT WHEN THIS SHOW PREMIERED, NOT A CHILD, AND THIS STILL GOT ME ALL UP IN MY FEELINGS.

I’m not the only one, either:

John Mulaney was Seth Meyers’ guest last night, and he opened up about his very eventful year which includes knocking Olivia Munn up:

There are a lot of people out there who are VERY MAD at Mulaney for impregnating Munn (while he was still married to his wife, Anna, if the math is correct). I have to admit, I found myself harboring some disappointment towards him, myself. But the truth is, none of us know anything about anyone else’s relationship, no matter how perfect it might seem from the outside. And so with that in mind, I send them nothing but good wishes and hope that he stays healthy.

Some very good news:

Some unfortunate news: Stephen Colbert has grown a mustache.

Is Regé-Jean Page going to make a cameo in season two of Bridgerton? Yes, probably, obviously.

About Evil‘s sex goo … (spoilers if you’re not caught up with season two).

Jared Padalecki is out here hinting at a Supernatural reunion on Walker.

Your Hulu bill is going up.

And here’s why Impeachment: American Crime Story is not available to stream on Hulu, despite airing on FX.

Lisa Rinna’s daughter (20) is no longer dating Kourtney Kardashian’s ex (38) and we are all very relieved.

Going Viral

Last week:

This week:

So, yes, it looks like there has been a decrease in the number of cases since last week, but do remember, these numbers are from a long weekend. If the numbers continue to go down for the next two weeks, we might be able to consider it a trend, but it’s too early to get hopeful. And leaving that aside, there is absolutely nothing to celebrate about the fact that we are back up to 1,500 deaths a day. Horrifying.

1 in 75 Tennesseans has COVID right now. ONE IN SEVENTY-FIVE.

The good news is that we are back to nearly 1,000,000 doses of vaccine being administered a day. Here in Harris County, we FINALLY have 50% of our entire population vaccinated (it had been hovering at around 46% for the last couple of months) which includes children who aren’t eligible for the vaccine.

The bad news is that as of five days ago, Texas has recorded 50,000 pediatric cases in the past couple of weeks, and 59 deaths, the most in the country. But tell me more about our Governor’s pro-life, “saving babies” stance.

People are still acting like fools, despite all this death and suffering.

Police and prison guards have some of the highest rates of COVID of any profession, and the police unions are actively fighting vaccine mandates across the country. It’s leading to more cops dying of COVID than anything else.

That dipshit Joe Rogan has recovered from his COVID diagnosis after testing positive last week. And I am not wishing that he had become sicker, but I do know this will just lead to more idiots taking horse paste and shitting their pants in the grocery store instead of getting the PERFECTLY SAFE VACCINE.

LOL, a private testing site refused Candace Owens service because she’s a disinformation-spreading asshole. Good.

The Offer, Paramount+’s making-of-The-Godfather series, had to be shut down because Miles Teller refused to get vaccinated and then, predictably, tested positive. Fire him.

Tom Brady caught COVID at the post-Super Bowl party last February.

Johnny Bench caught COVID and had to miss the Baseball Hall of Fame induction ceremony.

At least five anti-vaxx radio hosts died of COVID in August. And right now, a Florida councilman who spread disinformation about the virus is hospitalized with COVID. And the unvaccinated guy who organized the recall effort against Gavin Newsom also has COVID. Too bad.

The virus is giving the people organizing The Emmys a huge headache.

Patton Oswalt has canceled shows in Florida and Utah where venues have refused to require proof of vaccination or negative tests. Good. Fuck those places.

I hate when I agree with Seth MacFarlane.

And in conclusion, get the fucking vaccine. Fuck.

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • Don’t Look Up will debut on Netflix on December 24. And you really need to see this cast:
  • The Matrix Resurrections will stream on HBO Max this December. The full trailer will come out tomorrow (small brag: I’ve already seen it, and I can’t disclose how, but it’s great fun) but until then, check out this site: thechoiceisyours.whatisthematrix.com
  • Janet will premiere on Lifetime in January.
  • Justin Bieber: Our World will premiere on Amazon on October 8.
  • Grey’s Anatomy and Station 19‘s crossover will take place on September 30.
  • Discovering David Dobrik will premiere on Discovery+ soon.
  • Baking Impossible will premiere on Netflix on October 6.
  • No One Gets Out Alive will debut on Netflix on September 29.
  • The Chestnut Man will debut on Netflix on September 29.
  • Prey will premiere on Netflix on September 10.
  • Squid Game will debut on Netflix on September 17.
  • Disney+’s Hallowstream will begin on September 24.

R.I.P.

Linda Kahn, Kids TV executive and former board member of New York Women in Film & Television

Francesco “Nino” Castelnuovo, Italian actor

WATCH THIS

Doogie Kamealoha, M.D.: It’s Doogie Howser, but a lady teen doctor, and in Hawaii. Series premiere. Disney+

The Circle: This is back. Season premiere. Netflix

Women of 9/11: A look at all the female first responders who risked their lives on that terrible day.  8 p.m., ABC

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Pete Davidson, Meredith Hagner, Baby Keem
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Selena Gomez, Glenn Howerton, Walker Hayes
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Chris Wallace, Holland Taylor
  • The Late Late Show with James Corden: Ron Funches, Justin Quiles
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Drew Barrymore, Sebastian Maniscalco, Rufus Wainwright
  • Watch What Happens Live: Eileen Davidson, Camille Grammer-Meyer

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