HI. I’m having to skip today because I am in Philadelphia for a big family moment. My architecture student has made a dramatic career change and is being sworn in as one of Philly’s Phinest this morning. (We didn’t see this coming either.) So instead of TV news, I present you with the cutest members of the force.
See you on Monday.
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
12 12 12: In this new series starring Anthony Mackie and Jamie Dornan, an FBI agent tracks a career criminal across Europe as he plans a major heist. Series premiere. Apple TV
Being Heumann: This biopic follows the crusade of disability rights activist Judith Heumann as she fought for the first federal disability civil rights protections. Premiere. Apple TV
Heartland: Jessica Chastain stars as a former country music star searching for her missing niece in this new thriller. Premiere. Netflix
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: John Mulaney and Phoebe Bridgers. 10:30 p.m., NBC
The End of Oak Street: Anne Hathaway stars in this as a mother whose suburban home is transported into the time of dinosaurs. 7 p.m., HBO
Nickelodeon’s Kid Choice Awards: Someone named Alex Warren hosts. 7 p.m., CBS, Nickelodeon
SUNDAY
Cunk on Cinema: Philomena Cunk is back to explore the world of movies in this new series. Series premiere. Netflix
The Chosen: The sixth season focuses on the last 24 hours of Jesus’ life: his trial, the scourging, and the crucifixion. Season premiere. Prime Video
Last Week Tonight: Thanks for getting us through the midterms, John. Enjoy your break. Season finale. 10 p.m., HBO
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Celebrity Wheel of Fortune (new) |
20/20 |
| CBS | Sheriff Country (new) |
Fire Country (new) |
Boston Blue (new) |
| CW | Men’s College Basketball (live) |
| FOX | The Floor (repeat) |
College Football (live) |
| NBC | Happy’s Place (new) |
Newlyweds (new) |
Dateline |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | College Football (live) |
News/Local |
| CBS | Nickelodeon’s Kid Choice Awards (new) |
Eternally Yours (repeat) |
48 Hours | News/Local |
| FOX | College Football (live) |
News/Local |
| NBC | College Football (live) |
Saturday Night Live (John Mulaney & Phoebe Bridgers) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (new) |
Sister Act 2 |
| CBS | 60 Minutes | Marshals (new) |
Tracker (new) |
Cupertino (repeat) |
| The CW | Penn & Teller: Fool Us (repeat) |
Paul Blart: Mall Cop | Local/News |
| FOX | NFL Football (live) |
Animal Control (new) |
The Simpsons (new) |
Universal Basic Guys (new) |
Grimsburg (new) |
Local/News |
| NBC | Sunday Night Football (live) |