‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Even with Daniel in the mix, Dean manages to continue being the fucking worst.

Bachelor in Paradise
August 29, 2017

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Welcome to Paradise, now GTFO.

Bachelor in Paradise
August 14 & 15, 2017

As you and the entire world knows, after two days of filming this summer, production on Bachelor in Paradise abruptly and dramatically shut down and all of the contestants were flown home. Something mysterious — and still not thoroughly explained — happened between contestants DeMario Jackson and Corinne Olympios, alarming producers and instigating a two-week investigation. From what I gather, the gist of it was Corinne, hopped up on champagne and pills, initiated something in the pool with DeMario and some of the producers were worried it wasn’t consensual. However, the lawyers decided it was, and two weeks later, everyone but Corinne and DeMario returned to Paradise to drink fruity drinks and rub their bits and pieces together. Crisis averted!

Except not, because they still had to say something about it on the show.

So how’d they do?

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Send the ravens: HBO just had a whole lot to say about ‘Game of Thrones,’ ‘True Detective,’ ‘Deadwood’ and ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’

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I made you a gallery to remind you what happened last season on ‘Game of Thrones’ because I care about your happiness

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Let’s talk about ‘Game of Thrones’ because it will be here before you know it (~SQUEE~)

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President Alternative Facts is attacking the very concept of truth again, guys

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