I’m not saying that CBS debuting a new ‘Running Man’-like reality show 2 days after the inauguration means anything, but I’m not saying it doesn’t, either.

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‘American Horror Story’: Soul Survivor

American Horror Story
“Chapter 10”
November 16, 2016

Hey! If you missed it, here is the previous recap.

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‘American Horror Story’: And then a bunch of kids with GoPros got involved

American Horror Story
“Chapter 9”
November 9, 2016

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Not freaked out enough right now? David Blaine is here to fix that for you, Drake and Dave Chappelle.

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‘American Horror Story’: Confessional

American Horror Story
“Chapter 8”
November 2, 2016

Sorry this entry is so late, I’ve been a little distracted by our real American Horror Story, AMIRITE?

~weeping~

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How about we spend the day looking at Halloween costumes instead of thinking about the election.

 

Let’s spend our sugar hangover looking at Halloween costumes:

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‘American Horror Story’: Mind blown

American Horror Story
“Chapter 7”
October 26, 2016

We begin the episode in the production trailer hidden away in the woods, where Sidney, the toothy producer, is watching as Dominic and Matt pummel each other, exactly as he planned.

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‘American Horror Story’: Twisting the show away

American Horror Story
“Chapter 6”
October 19, 2016

Well, now we know what the big twist was, and perhaps the biggest surprise is that it was pretty much exactly what we expected.

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‘American Horror Story’: Wigging out

American Horror Story
“Chapter 5”
October 12, 2016

ALRIGHT, INTERNET, YOU WANTED EVAN PETERS? HERE IS EVAN PETERS. HERE IS 10 MINUTES OF EVAN PETERS IN A MARIE ANTOINETTE WIG HAVING BATHTUB SEX WITH SOME HOT GUY. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? WILL YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN NOW?

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Ryan Murphy just can’t shut up about the twists coming up on ‘American Horror Story.’

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