Ryan Murphy announces a “secret” AHS season. Someone needs to explain to Ryan Murphy what a secret is.

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‘Hawaii Five-0’: Donor’s remorse

Hawaii Five-0
“Makaukau ‘oe e Pa’ani”
September 23, 2016

Moonlight wheels himself into Tripler Army Medical Center’s quiet, candle lit chapel.  He contemplates how much closer he came to dying this time than all the other times before.  He hears a noise and realizes he’s not alone.  The camera slowly pushes in on the man seated in the pew.

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Famiglia time

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Swimming with Gefilte Fishes”
August 21, 2016

Ugh. Dolores. Does anyone actually care about Dolores? SHOW OF HANDS: Who cares about Dolores? Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Famiglia time”

The new ‘Stranger Things’/’Parks and Recreation’ theory that is going to BLOW YOUR MIND.

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: The more things change

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Dinner Interrupted”
August 14, 2016

For an episode billed as A GRANDE FIGHT BETWEEN TERESA AND JACQUELINE, I can not begin to stress how much of this episode is actually devoted to Melissa’s kids being in a dumb fashion show, yous guys. If I had to break it down, this episode was 5% Siggy giving her kids grief, 1% something about Dolores and a gym that I DO NOT CARE ABOUT, 8% Teresa and Jacqueline having a fight and 9,000% Melissa and this dumb kids’ fashion show.  Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: The more things change”

Prepare your chicken dance: we’ve got some ‘Arrested Development’ filming news.

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‘American Horror Story’: Reality bites

American Horror Story
“Chapter 1”
September 14, 2016

After months of waiting and enduring countless teasers, a few hoaxes and a fog of manufactured mystery, we finally — FINALLY! — have learned what Ryan Murphy and team have in store for us this season:

American Horror Story: Reality Show.

The hell?

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The best new show of the fall (so far) was just renewed for a second season, so we’ve got that going for us.

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Hey Netflix, the cast of ‘Firefly’ has a few questions for you.

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The 68th Primetime Emmys Not!Live Blog

The 68th Primetime Emmys
September 18, 2016

Welcome to another late, not at all live blog of the Primetime Emmy Awards where other than our internet home, nothing much has changed, not even the winners.

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