‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: New year, new yous

OH, MY AMICI! Where have I been? Why haven’t I been keeping up with my favorite dumb felonious goombahs? I don’t even know!

The truth is, my Meatballs and Folletttos were somehow misplaced during the move from Tubular, and I’m only just now finding them and catching up. And while I might have to abbreviate some of these entries, I swear on my legitimate citizenship and my own — not my twin’s — driver’s license that I will catch up. As Madonna is my witness, I will catch up, yous guys.  Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: New year, new yous”

Ryan Lochte received the ‘Dancing with the Stars’ welcome I think we can all agree he deserved.

I can’t wait to hear Ryan Lochte’s version of what happened on last night’s Dancing with the Stars. Related: I don’t know when this became a Ryan Lochte blog, but here we are.

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