Here’s when ‘Game of Thrones’ and every other show you don’t care nearly as much about return

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Ryan Lochte received the ‘Dancing with the Stars’ welcome I think we can all agree he deserved.

I can’t wait to hear Ryan Lochte’s version of what happened on last night’s Dancing with the Stars. Related: I don’t know when this became a Ryan Lochte blog, but here we are.

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Texas: 0 days without being a national embarrassment

Governor Good Hair, Ryan “Jeah” Lochte, My Girl Crush Laurie Hernandez, Vanilla Ice, Amber Rose, Marcia Brady, Babyface, Marilu Henner, someone named Jake T. Austin, Terra Jole, Jana Kramer. Continue reading “Texas: 0 days without being a national embarrassment”

I have some ideas about what the best new shows of 2016 (so far) are, wanna fight about it?

Here are the 11 best NEW shows of 2016 (so far) in my humble opinion. Again — NEW shows — so save your angry comments about how Game of Thrones and Bachelor in Paradise aren’t included.
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Let’s see if we can find something to temper our all-consuming rage over the Leslie Jones hack.

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The Rio Olympics: Crossing the finish line

Look, we’re all adults here. I can be honest with you, right? So here’s the thing: I didn’t watch the Olympics live on Friday because OH MY GOD I AM SO SICK OF THE OLYMPICS ALREADY SOMEONE FETCH ME A FROZEN MARGARITA IMMEDIATELY. Continue reading “The Rio Olympics: Crossing the finish line”

The Rio Olympics: And then Ryan Lochte happened.

Oh, we will get to gold-medalist in douche-baggery Ryan Lochte’s shenanigans in a moment, trust. But first! After ELEVEN (11!) long days and nights of Olympic coverage, NBC finally unlocked the closet door they had shoved her behind and allowed Mary Carillo to do what she does best: a tangentially-related cultural tape piece! MARY CARILLO IS FREE! PRAISE TO THE HIGH RIO OLYMPIC MASCOT VINICIUS, OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED AT LONG LAST!

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