Watch the first episode of Syfy’s teen assassin series, ‘Deadly Class.’ (And why not? You know you’ve already mentally checked out for your holiday vacation.)

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Break out the trash juice, the meanest show on television has just been renewed.

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‘Will & Grace’ had a surprise reunion to discuss this election which is no laughing matter, you guys.

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FX keeps murdering my shows. Stop murdering my shows, FX.

FX has cancelled the funny and bold Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll after only two seasons in their ongoing purge. What did I ever do to you, FX? Why are you trying to hurt me? Continue reading “FX keeps murdering my shows. Stop murdering my shows, FX.”

This new ‘Game of Thrones’ casting rumor is everything

There is a rumor out there — only a rumor, folks — that Angela Lansbury will be joining the cast of Game of Thrones for two episodes. And I don’t care that it’s just a rumor, and I don’t even care who she may or may not play, I’m just `going to go ahead and get excited about this.

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Texas: 0 days without being a national embarrassment

Governor Good Hair, Ryan “Jeah” Lochte, My Girl Crush Laurie Hernandez, Vanilla Ice, Amber Rose, Marcia Brady, Babyface, Marilu Henner, someone named Jake T. Austin, Terra Jole, Jana Kramer. Continue reading “Texas: 0 days without being a national embarrassment”

‘Game of Thrones’ and ‘Walking Dead’ spoilers are coming.

Reports are starting to filter in from the Game of Thrones sets, and this one regarding Daenerys and her movements is particularly interesting. But seriously, don’t click the clicky if you’d prefer to remain pure and unspoiled. Continue reading “‘Game of Thrones’ and ‘Walking Dead’ spoilers are coming.”

“Free Mary Carillo” would look pretty cool in this new ‘Stranger Things’ text generator, is all I’m saying.