Reports are starting to filter in from the Game of Thrones sets, and this one regarding Daenerys and her movements is particularly interesting. But seriously, don’t click the clicky if you’d prefer to remain pure and unspoiled.
Hey, here are more quotes from Kit Harington about how the final two seasons of Game of Thrones are going to be “bleak” and “very dark.” You know, in case you were under the impression everyone was going to have a happy ending.
And here’s just a nice loop of Sansa slapping Robin Arryn.
While we’re talking spoilers, did Michael Cudlitz just slip that Abraham will NOT be Negan’s victim? Or is that just what he wants us to think?
Hey, remember when NBC wanted to make The Walking Dead, but without all the zombies? Well, apparently they had some other ideas on how to “improve” the series. (Hint: Law & Order: Zombie Unit)
You guys, there are going to be so many penises on American Gods. YOU HEAR THAT, GAME OF THRONES?
Did you see Beyoncé’s VMA performance last night? Even if you did, watch it again and bow down, bitches.
Oh, I am going to be blogging the hell out of Westworld.
In other HBO trailer news, Insecure looks delightful:
The Bea Arthur Shelter for Homeless LGBT Youth will be opening soon, so that’s a nice thing.
Oh, Martin Shkreli, do not step to Stephen Colbert, you dummy.
Phylicia Rashad is joining Empire to drop some of that epic Claire Huxtable side-eye on Cookie.
The Houghs are finally bored enough to return to Dancing with the Stars. Although is it even remotely fair to have Julianne judge Derek?
In development news:
- Marcia Clark has sold a legal drama to NBC, yes, that Marcia Clark
- NBC is also working on a modern-day Noah’s Ark series
- The creators of Girlfriends and The Game have sold Documenting Love to ABC
- Someone is making a limited series about creeptastic Lou Perlman
Charles Osgood will be leaving CBS’s Sunday Morning after 45 years.
Reminder: Stranger Things still hasn’t been renewed by Netflix.
WATCH THIS
- Bachelor in Paradise: A new arrival takes a desperate bachelorette on a date. “Desperate Bachelorettes” should have actually been the title of this show. 7 p.m., ABC
- Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Kevin Bacon, Meghan Trainor, Yo Gotti Late Night with Seth Meyers: Michael Moore, Tika Sumpter, Troye Sivan The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Riz Ahmed, Pedro Pascal, Angel Olsen The Late Late Show with James Corden: Heidi Klum, Josh Groban, Foy Vance Jimmy Kimmel Live: Terrence Howard, Wolf Blitzer, Air Conan: Walton Goggins, Tig Notaro, Corinne Bailey Rae
| MON. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Bachelor in Paradise (new) |
Mistresses (new) |
| CBS | Mom (repeat) |
2 Broke Girls (repeat) |
Mom (repeat) |
The Odd Couple (repeat) |
Scorpion (repeat) |
| CW | Supergirl (repeat) |
Supergirl (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | So You Think You Can Dance (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | American Ninja Warrior (new) |
Running Wild with Bear Grylls (new) |