- OOOOH, there’s a Stranger Things title text generator you can play with, guys.
- “I DON’T WANT … YOUR LIFE,” but CMT does want a Varsity Blues series, so.
- I Am Cait has been cancelled by E! so that Caitlyn Jenner can return to Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which will never die.
- So Michael Moore is going around saying that Donald Trump’s entire presidential campaign was really about Celebrity Apprentice contract negotiations that just got way out of hand. 2016, ladies and gentlemen.
- American Horror Story will be the theme of Universal Studios’ Halloween Horror Nights, but we still don’t know the theme of this season of American Horror Story.
- WARNING! These tweets about Marge Simpson not having any friends will bum you out.
- People are SO MAD at Ellen DeGeneres for being racist to Usain Bolt. (Usain Bolt, for the record, did not think it was racist.)
- The creator, executive-producer and showrunner of NBC’s upcoming high concept superhero comedy, Powerless, has stepped down over “creative differences.” Well, that’s not a good sign.
- Speaking of high concept: Freeform is working on an hour-long military fantasy drama called Motherland, from Will Ferrell, Adam McKay and Kevin Messick about witches who are American soldiers.
- Will CBS’s look at the JonBenet case be your new Making a Murderer? Maybe!
- Brian Williams will anchor election coverage on MSNBC, will try not to lie so much.
- Oh, damn, now Larry Wilmore is blaming Trevor Noah for his show being canceled. Don’t hold back, Larry.
- R.I.P. John McLaughlin, Inventor of screaming about politics on TV.
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- The Real Housewives of New York City: “Luann gloats about her engagement” could really be the description of the last 4 episodes, TBH. 8 p.m., Bravo
- Late Night: The Daily Show: LeBron James
| WEDS. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | The Real O’Neals (repeat) |
The Real O’Neals (repeat) |
The Real O’Neals (repeat) |
The Real O’Neals (repeat) |
Modern Family (repeat) |
black-ish (repeat) |
| CBS | Big Brother (new) |
Criminal Minds (repeat) |
American Gothic (new) |
| CW | Penn & Teller: Fool Us (new) |
My Last Days (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Masterchef (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | The Olympics (live) |