“Free Mary Carillo” would look pretty cool in this new ‘Stranger Things’ text generator, is all I’m saying.

• OOOOH, there’s a Stranger Things title text generator you can play with, guys.
• “I DON’T WANT … YOUR LIFE,” but CMT does want a Varsity Blues series, so.
• I Am Cait has been cancelled by E! so that Caitlyn Jenner can return to Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which will never die.
• So Michael Moore is going around saying that Donald Trump’s entire presidential campaign was really about Celebrity Apprentice contract negotiations that just got way out of hand. 2016, ladies and gentlemen.
• American Horror Story will be the theme of Universal Studios’ Halloween Horror Nights, but we still don’t know the theme of this season of American Horror Story.
• WARNING! These tweets about Marge Simpson not having any friends will bum you out.
• People are SO MAD at Ellen DeGeneres for being racist to Usain Bolt. (Usain Bolt, for the record, did not think it was racist.)
• The creator, executive-producer and showrunner of NBC’s upcoming high concept superhero comedy, Powerless, has stepped down over “creative differences.” Well, that’s not a good sign.
• Speaking of high concept: Freeform is working on an hour-long military fantasy drama called Motherland, from Will Ferrell, Adam McKay and Kevin Messick about witches who are American soldiers.
• Will CBS’s look at the  JonBenet case be your new Making a Murderer? Maybe!

• Brian Williams will anchor election coverage on MSNBC, will try not to lie so much.
• Oh, damn, now Larry Wilmore is blaming Trevor Noah for his show being canceled. Don’t hold back, Larry.
• R.I.P. John McLaughlin, Inventor of screaming about politics on TV.

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• The Real Housewives of New York City: “Luann gloats about her engagement” could really be the description of the last 4 episodes, TBH.  8 p.m., Bravo

• Late Night: The Daily Show: LeBron James