All about the Emmy nominees!! (Which were announced a week ago.)

Hey, I’m back. Did I miss anything?

Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

So, I missed the biggest story of the summer by one day: the Emmy nominations. I KNOW. But here’s what to know:

Everyone has a “snubs and surprises story,” so I’ll try to summarize.

BIGGEST SNUBS:

  • The Comeback for Outstanding Comedy
  • The Amazing Race for Reality Competition Program
  • Jeremy Strong and Ebon Moss-Bachrach for The Bear
  • Sheryl Lee Ralph for Abbott Elementary
  • Bowen Yang for Saturday Night Live
  • Ashley Padilla for Saturday Night Live
  • Jon Hamm for Your Friends and Neighbors
  • Selena Gomez for Only Murders in the Building
  • Paul Anthony Kelly for Love Story
  • Too few nods for The Chair Company, Half Man, The Morning Show, Stranger Things, The Boys, Euphoria, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
  • Nothing at all for Industry
  • Nothing for The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins
  • Nothing for Matlock
  • Nothing for I Love LA
  • Nothing for Elsbeth
  • Nothing for the entire Taylor Sheridan universe

BIGGEST SURPRISES:

  • Ariana Madix for Host of a Reality Competition
  • Yahya Abdul-Mateen II for Lead Actor in a Comedy for Wonder Man
  • Riz Ahmed for Lead Actor in a Limited Series for Bait
  • Connor Storie for Guest Actor in a Comedy for Saturday Night Live
  • Chase Infiniti for The Testaments
  • Nobody Wants This for Outstanding Comedy
  • Your Friends and Neighbors for Outstanding Drama
  • Dancing with the Stars for Reality Competition Program
  • Somehow, Widow’s Bay surprised everyone, but if you know, you know.

Here’s where you can watch every nominated series.

The Daytime Emmys were also announced yesterday.

If you’re in the market for a dragon-haunted castle, do I have the listing for you.

What does Netflix have against the cruise industry? (Except that the cruise industry is an easy target.)

Let your dream of a Hacks spinoff die already; it’s unfortunately not going to happen.

Calling all Portlandia fans.

The states are fighting the Paramount/Warner Bros. merger.  Paramount is using entertainment workers as a human shield. 

In which President Dumbass and Jake Tapper give the entire game away:

 

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Keeping in character, the head of the FCC, Brendan Carr, proposed to lift the ownership cap, which prevents broadcasters from owning stations that cover more than 39% of households. YEP. LET’S CONSOLIDATE OWNERSHIP OF ALL TV STATIONS TO ONE OR TWO COMPANIES. CAN’T SEE ANY PROBLEM WITH THAT.

Netflix is struggling with a sophomore slump issue, baffled by why viewers aren’t tuning in for shows’ second seasons. Dear Netflix: please take a lesson from The Pitt, which returns every year, not two or three (or more) years later. Novel concept, I know. Additionally, though I love a binge, the truth is the model that releases an episode a week creates more buzz, and as a result, more loyalty from viewers, who in turn are going to be more inclined to look forward to another season. Again: The Pitt, Widow’s Bay, The Boys, Game of Thrones. These shows have been enormously popular and brought viewers back every week because people have had time to anticipate the next episodes and become excited for them. Breaking a season into two parts just isn’t the same thing. Also, don’t be so quick to cancel series: allow them to build an audience, give them time to find the series before you let a series go. Finally, fix your algorithm to make it easier to find shows that viewers have previously watched when a new season drops. Why is this such a mystery?

After a bunch of people came forward to claim they had spoken to the long-missing Mitch McConnell, including Scott Jennings, CNN’s Kasie Hunt said, “Bet.”

Speaking of, what are your thoughts on that “proof of life” photo? Other than it should be the easiest thing to do to prove you are alive, and this ain’t it.

Fox News is having a ratings drop. Oh no. (It’s still the most-watched cable news, though, so don’t get too excited.)

Reportedly, 60 Minutes is considering bringing on these two CBS reporters. Better than some random podcasters, I suppose.

McDreamy thought about running for the U.S. Senate.

Love is dead.

Renewals

Cancellations

  • Colin from Accounts will end with season three on Paramount+.
  • Dope Thief seems to have ended after one season on Apple TV.
  • Has The Beauty been canceled at FX? Maybe — the cast have been released from their contracts, which is never a great sign.
  • Daddy Issues will end with season three on BBC.

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

Fox announced its fall premiere dates:

  • Celebrity Name That Tune: September 21
  • Celebrity Weakest Link: September 21
  • Best Medicine: September 22
  • Doc: September 22
  • The Floor: September 23
  • 99 to Beat: September 23
  • Hell’s Kitchen: September 24
  • Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test: September 24
  • The Simpsons: September 27
  • Animal Control: September 27
  • Universal Basic Guys: September 27
  • Grimsburg: September 27

 

  • The Whisper Man premieres on Netflix on August 28.
  • The Shards debuts on FX on August 5.
  • Mayday premieres on Apple TV on September 4.
  • You+Me – Against the World will premiere on Prime Video on September 18.
  • Cocktail Wars debuts on E! on August 18.
  • Double Lives of Suburban Wives will premiere on August 9 on TLC.
  • Age Inappropriate premieres on WeTV on August 7.
  • Novak Djokovic: The Wolf in Winter premieres on Prime Video on August 20.
  • Elize: Shadows of a Woman debuts on Netflix on July 22.
  • Musafir Cafe will debut on Netflix on July 24.

R.I.P.

Sam Neill, New Zealand actor known for Jurassic Park, Peaky Blinders, Dead Calm, The Piano, The Hunt for Red October, and Event Horizon, among many others. He was also a farmer.

 

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Randolph Mantooth, Actor known for Emergency!, Loving, One Life to Live, and General Hospital

Bonnie Tyler, Singer of “Total Eclipse of the Heart”

 

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Lindsey Graham, Republican Senator from South Carolina and Trump sycophant

The “Mee-Maw” bit, Late Night with Seth Meyers‘ go-to to make fun of Lindsey Graham

WATCH THIS

Nation’s Dumbest: 12 celebrities go back to school in this new competition series that challenges them to relive pop quizzes, report cards, and parent-teacher conferences. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Fox

Ride or Die: Hannah Waddingham and Olivia Spencer star as best friends whose relationship is upended when one discovers the other is an international assassin in this new comedy-action series. Series premiere. Prime Video

Lucky: Ana-Taylor Joy stars as a con artist forced to go on the run after a heist goes wrong in this new thriller. Series premiere. Apple TV 

The Ultimatum: Marry or Move On: More people who should not be in relationships do this dumb thing where they break up and move in with other people to prove … something. Yes, I’ll be watching the entire thing, why do you ask? Season premiere. Netflix

World Cup: Semi-finals: And this one has been brewing for a minute: Argentina vs. England. 2 p.m., Fox

Late Night:

  • The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: John Leguizamo
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Jon Bernthal, Stephanie Hsu
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Seth Rogen, Willow, guest host Ike Barinholtz
  • The Daily Show: Molly Shannon, host Michael Kosta
  • Watch What Happens Live: Jennifer Garner, John Slattery

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