Month: September 2016

‘The Real Housewives of New York City’: Giving credit where (producing) credit is due.

by Therese Odell, posted in real housewives of new york city: season 8

The Real Housewives of New York
Reunion, Part 3
September 14, 2016

We begin the third and final part of the reunion with a montage about Sonja and how all those other bitches excluded her time and time again this season for no good reason. Oh, does Sonja drink too much and does she sometimes forget to put on underwear and does she try to claim that she’s a burlesque performer and does she maybe sleep with 23-year-olds?

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‘The Good Place,’ ‘This is Us,’ ‘Scream Queens,’ and everything else you don’t want to miss this week

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THE GOOD PLACE — “Everything Is Fine” Episode 101– Pictured: (l-r) Kristen Bell as Eleanor, Ted Danson as Michael — (Photo by: Justin Lubin/NBC)
DESIGNATED SURVIVOR – ABC’s “Designated Survivor” stars Kiefer Sutherland as Tom Kirkman. (ABC/Bob D’Amico)
SCREAM QUEENS: Emma Roberts. Cr: Tommy Garcia / FOX. © 2016 Fox Broadcasting Co.
©2016 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Ray Mickshaw / FOX

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Dammit, George R.R. Martin, enough with all of the side projects. FINISH THE BOOKS YOU HAVE ALREADY STARTED. UGH. GOD.

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In which we get all political and yell at talk show hosts for going out of their way to make Donald Trump look good.

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Signore Mom

by Therese Odell, posted in real housewives of new jersey: season 7

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“A Life to Envy”
July 31, 2016

Yous guys. I haven’t watched ahead, so I honestly do not know the answer to this, but is this season going to improve? I know I’m waaaaaay behind, but I don’t know that I can take an entire season of the Follettos bitching at each other about Melissa’s dumb boutique, which is pretty much what this entire episode was. Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Signore Mom” →

Our first look at the crazy — and legit scary — new season of ‘American Horror Story’ is here.

by Therese Odell, posted in Uncategorized

So, we finally know what American Horror Story is all about this year — and more on that soon, promise. But one thing they didn’t give us last night was a preview. We’re here to fix that: Continue reading “Our first look at the crazy — and legit scary — new season of ‘American Horror Story’ is here.” →

‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Lady parties are the worst. There, I said it.

by Therese Odell, posted in real housewives of new jersey: season 7

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Leopard is the New Black”
July 24, 2016

Technically,  we begin this episode with the Housewives’ morning routines, but aside from the fact that thanks to her ankle monitor, poor Teresa can’t even go the length of her driveway to make sure the girls make it onto the school bus, nothing interesting is actually revealed. (That said, I’m pretty sure the girls can find their way down to the end of the driveway, so this isn’t exactly a crisis?) Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Lady parties are the worst. There, I said it.” →

This could be a pretty big ‘Game of Thrones’ spoiler, guys, proceed accordingly.

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Is an old Game of Thrones character returning — FINALLY — or is the actor who plays him just in town to visit Belfast’s Titanic Quarter, maybe the Belfast Castle and the Grand Opera House? I mean, it’s possible, I guess. And yes, I said “him.” Deal with it. SPOILERS!

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: New year, new yous

by Therese Odell, posted in real housewives of new jersey: season 7

OH, MY AMICI! Where have I been? Why haven’t I been keeping up with my favorite dumb felonious goombahs? I don’t even know!

The truth is, my Meatballs and Folletttos were somehow misplaced during the move from Tubular, and I’m only just now finding them and catching up. And while I might have to abbreviate some of these entries, I swear on my legitimate citizenship and my own — not my twin’s — driver’s license that I will catch up. As Madonna is my witness, I will catch up, yous guys.  Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: New year, new yous” →

Ryan Lochte received the ‘Dancing with the Stars’ welcome I think we can all agree he deserved.

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I can’t wait to hear Ryan Lochte’s version of what happened on last night’s Dancing with the Stars. Related: I don’t know when this became a Ryan Lochte blog, but here we are.

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