FX has cancelled the funny and bold Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll after only two seasons in their ongoing purge. What did I ever do to you, FX? Why are you trying to hurt me? Continue reading “FX keeps murdering my shows. Stop murdering my shows, FX.”
Fear the Walking Dead
“Los Muertos”
August 28, 2016
So we know what happend to Nick after he decided to leave La Hacienda del Muerte: he embarked on a hero’s journey, found a new home. But what about his mom, sister, jail pal and possible love interest? Where’d they go?
The Real Housewives of New York
Reunion, Part 2
September 7, 2016
We begin the second half of the reunion with an update on Bethenny’s health: the surgery she should have gotten in the first place went well and she’s perfectly great you guys, no more gushing blood from her lady parts and passing out in Bed Bath and Beyonds, it’s all good. Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New York City’: Run the Jules”
Here is just a very patient pug, Doug, dressed as all of the characters on Stranger Things. Continue reading “It’s Friday. Spend it watching a video of a pug dressed up as the characters of ‘Stranger Things.’”
Apparently, “Therese and her sister” is not a big enough demographic to keep a series on the air, and FX has cancelled Tyrant after three seasons. There’s a little hope that someone else could give it a home, but let’s all be honest: it ain’t gonna happen. R.I.P. Tyrant. You weren’t great, but you were fun. Continue reading “Let us now mourn ‘Tyrant,’ a show none of you watched.”
Bachelor in Paradise
September 5, 2016
Finally, amigos. Finally. It’s time to fumigate the Palapa de Rejection for Zika and social diseases, and so our rejects must pair up and vete. And not a moment too soon for my liver and my sense of dignity.
Continue reading “‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Sweatily ever after”
There is a rumor out there — only a rumor, folks — that Angela Lansbury will be joining the cast of Game of Thrones for two episodes. And I don’t care that it’s just a rumor, and I don’t even care who she may or may not play, I’m just `going to go ahead and get excited about this.
Continue reading “This new ‘Game of Thrones’ casting rumor is everything”
The Real Housewives of New York
Reunion, Part 1
August 31, 2016
It’s reunion time again, darlings: that magical end of any Real Housewives‘ season, where after pouring pre-show champagne down their gullets, Andy Cohen herds all the ladies into a room full of couches and well-Vaselined cameras, and begins the ritual Picking at the Scabs. Make sure you’ve got extra security, a clear path from which to dramatically stomp from the couch, some tequila, and put Dorinda’s birthday cake away, and let’s get started. Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New York City’: Close your legs to married men”
Say what you will about him, Negan has a system.
Continue reading “There are 48 days until we learn who Negan kills on ‘The Walking Dead.’”