Let us now mourn ‘Tyrant,’ a show none of you watched.

Apparently, “Therese and her sister” is not a big enough demographic to keep a series on the air, and FX has cancelled Tyrant after three seasons. There’s a little hope that someone else could give it a home, but let’s all be honest: it ain’t gonna happen. R.I.P. Tyrant. You weren’t great, but you were fun.

All good things must end, even Supernatural. (But don’t worry, it’s not happening any time soon.)

Stand down: Angela Lansbury is not going to be in season 7 of Game of Thrones after all. But I have many questions about this rumor: namely how did it get started in the first place? Angela Lansbury is a very specific name to start throwing around, right?

We have a winner in the Game of Thrones election. And Tenacious D wrote a whole song for him.

Netflix has put out two very compelling — and competing — trailers for their upcoming Amanda Knox documentary:


If you think it’s so easy to be a Live! co-host, why don’t you take a shot at it?

We are less than a week away from the American Horror Story premiere, and I have a new theory what the theme is: Tooth Fairy. Oh, and don’t watch this teaser if you hate spiders or teeth or screaming or screaming spiders with teeth.

Can’t wait until November? Here’s the first page of the Gilmore Girls‘ script, kids.

Greg Nicotero in an interview with Entertainment Weekly: “But I’d say in retrospect, I don’t think we would have changed anything. I would have still supported doing it the way that we did it, because of the fact that the story doesn’t end there. If we would have shown the deaths, then they wouldn’t have felt our characters in season 7 the way they need to.”

Oh my goodness, might Negan kill more than one person? WE HADN’T EVEN CONSIDERED THAT POSSIBILITY, GUYS.

Here’s another creepy Channel Zero teaser. I’m all about this show, guys.

After 10 years, Jessica Biel is returning to television in an attempt to be known as something more than Justin Timberlake’s wife.

In other development news: 

 

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BETTER THINGS -- Pictured: Pamela Adlon as Sam.Photo Cr: James Minchin/FX
BETTER THINGS — Pictured: Pamela Adlon as Sam. Photo Cr: James Minchin/FX

Better Things: Louis CK’s friend and frequent co-star, Pamela Adlon, now has her own series about a single mom trying to raise three daughters in Los Angeles, and it looks really good, y’all. Series premiere. 9 p.m., FX

Finding Prince Charming: A gay dating competition, because why should heterosexuals be the only ones humiliated by such things? Series premiere. 8 p.m. Logo

Man-Thing: Apparently this is a movie about a bog monster who hates oil drillers. You’d think they could have tried harder on that name. 8 p.m. Chiller

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Ariana Grande, Russell Westbrook Late Night with Seth Meyers: Molly Shannon, Chris Kelly, Cenk Uygur, Nate Morton The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Jessica Alba, Bradley Whitford, Travis Scott The Late Late Show with James Corden: Michael Sheen, Mel B, Gavin DeGraw Jimmy Kimmel Live: Tom Hanks, Kaleo The Daily Show: Howard Schultz Watch What Happens Live: Harry Connick Jr., Chris Noth

 

THURS. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC The $100,000 Pyramid
(repeat)
The $100,000 Pyramid
(repeat)
Match Game
(repeat)
CBS The Big Bang Theory
(repeat)
Life in Pieces
(repeat)
Big Brother
(live)
Code Black
(repeat)
CW D.C.’s Legends of Tomorrow
(repeat)
Beauty and the Beast
(new)
News/Local
FOX Rosewood
(repeat)
Bones
(repeat)
News/Local
NBC NFL: Panthers at Broncos
(live)

3 thoughts on “Let us now mourn ‘Tyrant,’ a show none of you watched.

  1. Count me into the watcher group. My son and a couple of co-workers also enjoyed it. RIP Tyrant, you’ll be missed.

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