Say what you will about him, Negan has a system.
OH, DAMN. Cowboy Luke was practically on the plane to go film The Bachelor when they dumped him in favor of Nick Viall. Count your blessings, Luke. That was a close call, buddy.
Bye, Feed the Beast. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Feed the Beast.
Intriguing, but not particularly illuminating: Game of Thrones will be filming in a 13th century shipyard soon. There is also some suggestion that this shoreline in Spain could be an important location for Daenerys.
Here’s the trailer for the upcoming HBO Jude Law series, Hot Young Pope. And it looks good:
Fact: The new season of Live with Kelly! began airing yesterday, and she is still co-hostless. Controversial position: Maybe she doesn’t need a permanent co-host? Maybe she should just keep cycling through guest hosts?
So Syfy’s new show, Channel Zero, looks like total nightmare fodder:
I just need you to watch this Dr. Ben Carson video if you haven’t already. It’s important:
In other development news:
- NBC is working on a thriller called Unidentified, produced by Zachary Levi
- First they decided the King Arthur saga should be turned into a procedural, and now they’re coming for Oliver Twist. That’s enough. ENOUGH.
Hey, Longmire is going to be back on Netflix soon, if that’s your thing.
Yesterday was Labor Day, and John Oliver has some thoughts, including, but not limited to: stop licking pine cones, you weirdos:
R.I.P. Jon Polito. You were best known for your roles in the Coen Brothers’ movies, but you were also on Homicide, Modern Family, Bunheads and Murder in the First among other shows.
R.I.P. Hugh O’Brien. TV’s Wyatt Earp, you guys!
WATCH THIS
Bachelor in Paradise: Some folks get engaged but not Nick. We know Nick doesn’t. Season finale. 7 p.m., ABC
Atlanta: Donald Glover’s new series about rappers trying to make it in Atlanta has received some promising reviews so far. Series premiere. 9 p.m., FX
Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Clint Eastwood, Molly Shannon, Mike Posner Late Night with Seth Meyers: Steven Tyler, Ali Larter, Nate Morton The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Harry Connick Jr., Ava DuVernay, Grouplove The Late Late Show with James Corden: Zach Woods, Robert Winston, Edgar Ramirez Jimmy Kimmel Live: Andy Samberg, Dave Salmoni, Desiigner The Daily Show: Jeff Ross Watch What Happens Live: Morris Chestnut, Naomi Campbell
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After Paradise (live — FINALE) |
Mistresses (new) |
| CBS | NCIS (repeat) |
Zoo (new — FINALE) |
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MadTV (new) |
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Lucifer (repeat) |
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| NBC | America’s Got Talent (new) |
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