Dammit, George R.R. Martin, enough with all of the side projects. FINISH THE BOOKS YOU HAVE ALREADY STARTED. UGH. GOD.

George R.R. Martin hinted at a Game of Thrones prequel at last night’s Emmys, saying, “I do have thousands of pages of fake history of everything that led up to Game of Thrones, so there’s a lot of material there and I’m writing more.” And that would be great news IF HE HAD ALREADY FINISHED THE GAME OF THRONES SERIES. WHICH HE HAS NOT. WHY WON’T SOMEONE LOCK HIM IN HIS HOUSE IN SANTA FE AND NOT LET HIM OUT UNTIL THOSE BOOKS ARE DONE?

Here’s another glimpse at Westworld, and what to expect from HBO’s next big drama:

Y’all, Y’ALL. Richard Dreyfuss is not Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ dad. Their names aren’t even spelled the same way, guys.

Speaking of the Emmys, Leslie Jones knows how to Emmys.

Can someone go check in on Corey Feldman and let us know if he’s OK?

Roadies, a show that somehow inadvertently inspired the name of this website, has been canceled after one very mediocre — sometimes terrible — season. I am still angry about that Rainn Wilson blogger episode.

It’s looking like Homeland will probably end after the 8th season.

Get well soon, Rupert Friend! But I’m glad this means Quinn will be very much alive on Homeland this season. (Wait, is that a spoiler?)

And hope you’re feeling better, Gemma Whelan! Be careful on those slippery Game of Thrones sets, girl!

The Good Wife‘s spinoff premise has been revealed: Diane loses all of her money in a financial scam, has to join a new law firm. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

In other development news:

R.I.P. Tom Mintier, CNN correspondent and bureau chief.

R.I.P. Gabe Rygaard, star of logging series, Ax Men.

R.I.P. James Stacy, star of Lancer.

R.I.P. C. Martin Croker, animator and voice of Zorak on Space Ghost Coast to Coast.


The Good Place: The creator of Parks and Recreation + Kristen Bell + Ted Danson = a show we are definitely going to watch, no matter what it is about. Series premiere. 9 p.m., NBC

Three Days of Terror: The Charlie Hebdo Attack: This documentary looks back at the horrific attack on the Parisian satirical magazine — which after this weekend’s awfulness feels more timely than ever. 7 p.m., HBO

Kevin Can Wait: It’s a Kevin James comedy. Do with that what you will. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS

The Big Bang Theory: Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS

Gotham: Season premiere. 7 p.m., FOX

The Voice: Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC

Lucifer: Season premiere. 8 p.m., FOX

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Hillary Clinton, Terry Crews, Ariana Grande Late Night with Seth Meyers: Ice-T, Clark Gregg, Glass Animals, Elaine Bradley The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Chris Pratt, Scott Bakula, Frederik the Great The Late Late Show with James Corden: Damon Wayans Sr., Michael Weatherly, DeAndre Jordan, Rizzle Kicks Jimmy Kimmel Live: Kiefer Sutherland, John Oliver, Die Antwoord Conan: Andy Samberg, Portia Doubleday, St. Paul & the Broken Bones The Daily Show: Nick Jonas, Ben Schnetzer Watch What Happens Live: Shannon Beador, Bob Harper


MON. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Dancing with the Stars
Match Game
CBS The Big Bang Theory
(new — PREMIERE)
Kevin Can Wait
The Case of: JonBenét Ramsey
(new — FINALE)
CW Supergirl
FOX Gotham
(new — PREMIERE)
(new — PREMIERE)
NBC The Voice
The Good Place

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