The new ‘Stranger Things’/’Parks and Recreation’ theory that is going to BLOW YOUR MIND.

LESLIE KNOPE = ELEVEN. Waffles, man. It’s all about the waffles.

Here are some very mild spoilers about a battle scene that is going to take place on Game of Thrones next season. Super mild. Like, I don’t even know if they count as spoilers.

Wow, did Doran Martell just accuse HBO of being the ones who leaked those episodes of Game of Thrones last season?  “…last season, I believe that the first few episodes were stolen and downloaded online, and everybody got to see them before the show actually aired, and everybody was furious at HBO and whatnot. I don’t know if you remember. I am almost positive that those four episodes were leaked by HBO themselves. So there is an enormous amount of spin going on. I can’t tell you that for sure; that’s just my opinion, but it’s games; everybody’s playing these games.” Yep, I guess he did.

And Phi Phi O’Hara is not pulling any punches about RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars. “…this is going to sound really harsh — but I felt like we’re not people to [RuPaul]. We’re just game pieces for her show and she didn’t care enough to know who we were. So when I saw that she unfollowed me, which is cool, whatever, but then put that little snarky cosplay Jessica Rabbit comment, I’ve completely lost all my respect for RuPaul.” Don’t hold back, Phi Phi. Tell us how you really feel, Phi Phi.

So, Margot Robbie is going to be your first Saturday Night Live host when it returns next weekend. The Weeknd is your musical guest.

The Great British Bake Off keeps shedding cast members with its move to Channel 4. And it sounds like the BBC might have something up its oven mitt.

Apparently, someone thought a reboot of Magnum P.I. starring Eva Longoria sounded like just a really good idea.

In other development news:

Odd Mom Out has been renewed for a third season on Bravo.

Dice has been renewed by Showtime for a second season. Legit question: do you watch this show? I’m curious as to who is actually watching this show. No judgment, just wondering.

And that show where old celebrities wander around Asia for some reason has been renewed for a second season.

FXX is going to give you even more Every. Simpsons. Ever. over Thanksgiving. Between this and Gilmore Girls, there is no reason to talk to your family at all!

Here is an interesting piece about the original movie Westworld, which came out in 1973, and how it still holds up today. You can rent the movie on Amazon.

I love me a good theory. Here’s one about Mr. Robot and cancer:


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The Real Housewives of New Jersey: The ladies find a new state to fight in.  7 p.m., Sunday, Bravo

Fear the Walking Dead: Skittles — I mean refugees — pour into the hotel. 8 p.m., Sunday, AMC

Audrie & Daisy: This new Netflix documentary takes on sexual assault in an unflinching way. Friday, Netflix

The Exorcist: It’s exactly what you think it is: an update of the classic horror film, but this time with 100% more Gina Davis. Series premiere.  Friday, 8 p.m., FOX

Transparent: The third season of the Emmy-award winning family dramedy is here. Season premiere.  Friday, Amazon

MacGyver: It’s exactly what you think it is: a reboot of the classic 80s show, but this time with 100% less awesome mullet. Series premiere. Friday, 7 p.m., CBS

Friday premieres:

Hell’s Kitchen: Season premiere. 7 p.m., FOX

Last Man Standing: Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

Dr. Ken: Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., ABC

Hawaii Five-0: Season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS

Shark Tank: Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC

Blue Bloods: Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS

Longmire: Netflix

Sunday Premieres:

60 Minutes: Season premiere. 6 p.m., CBS

Bob’s Burgers: Season premiere. For real this time. 6 p.m., FOX

Once Upon a Time: Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

The Simpsons: Season premiere. 7 p.m., FOX

NCIS: Los Angeles: Season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS

Family Guy: Season premiere. 8 p.m., FOX

Power: Season premiere. 8 p.m., Starz

Secrets and Lies: Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC

The Last Man on Earth: Season premiere. 8:30 p.m., FOX

Quantico: Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC

Survivor’s Remorse: Season premiere. 9 p.m., Starz

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Will Forte, Haley Bennett, Grace VanderWall The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): Bruce Springsteen, Emma Willmann Watch What Happens Live (Sunday): Jacqueline Laurita, Mark Consuelos

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Last Man Standing
(new — PREMIERE)
Dr. Ken
(new — PREMIERE)
Shark Tank
(new — PREMIERE)
20/20
(new)
CBS MacGyver
(new — PREMIERE)
Hawaii Five-0
(new — PREMIERE)
Blue Bloods
(new — PREMIERE)
CW Masters of Illusion
(new)
Masters of Illusion
(repeat)
Penn & Teller: Fool Us
(repeat)
Local
FOX Hell’s Kitchen
(new — PREMIERE)
The Exorcist
(new — PREMIERE)
Local
NBC Superstore
(repeat)
The Good Place
(repeat)
Dateline NBC
(new)

 

SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC College Football: Stanford at UCLA
(live)
News/Local
CBS NCIS: Los Angeles
(repeat)
NCIS: New Orleans
(repeat)
48 Hours
(new)
News/Local
FOX College Football: Oklahoma State at Baylor
(live)
News/Local
NBC The Voice
(repeat)
This is Us
(repeat)
News/Local Saturday Night Live
(repeat)

 

SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Once Upon a Time
(new)
Once Upon a Time
(new — PREMIERE)
Secrets and Lies
(new — PREMIERE)
Quantico
(new — PREMIERE)
CBS Football
(live)
60 Minutes
(new — PREMIERE)
NCIS: Los Angeles
(new — PREMIERE)
MacGyver
(repeat)
FOX Family Guy
(repeat)
Bob’s Burgers
(new — PREMIERE)
The Simpsons
(new — PREMIERE)
Son of Zorn
(new)
Family Guy
(new — PREMIERE)
Last Man on Earth
(new — PREMIERE)
Local/News
NBC Sunday Night Football: Bears at Cowboys
(live)
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