What if President Loser gave a crazy speech and no one paid attention?

by Therese Odell, posted in watch this


Plan? What plan?

@justcalljen

So this happened…#wtf #rockinthesuburbs

♬ The Cat’s Alibi – Kaito Mori

Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

President Conspiracy gave an unhinged address last night, claiming the 2020 election was tampered with (it was not). Look, this is very bad. He’s doing a couple of things here: trying to make Americans lose faith in our election processes and discouraging them from voting in the midterms, but also setting up an excuse to try to overturn results he does not like. As for the “facts” that he presented, they were laughable; ultimately, just a made-up balm to soothe his festering narcissistic injury of having lost the election.

Here’s what we do: VOTE. Vote in November in such numbers that his goons can’t overturn shit. Be sure to check your registration, now and closer to the election, lest they pull some shenanigans with the rolls. If you can, be sure to vote early. And if you can vote in person rather than by mail, do so because those mail-in ballots are going to be the first ones they challenge. The next few months are going to be fucking exhausting; prepare yourselves.

ABC, NBC, and CNN chose to not air the address last night. That said, the ABC and NBC stations owned by Sinclair did preempt programming to air it. These were the same assholes behind the Jimmy Kimmel fiasco.

CBS, which is so far up his asshole now, obviously did, and failed to push back on his lies.

President Crybaby is obviously screaming for ABC and NBC to lose their broadcasting licenses because they refused to air his incoherent lies.

And reportedly, the FCC is about to strip The View of its “bona fide” news designation, forcing it to give “equal time” to politicians.

A White House teleprompter operator has been making some big money by placing bets on President Dingus’ speeches. Can we just go ahead and make these betting markets illegal already?

The World Cup comes to an end this weekend as Spain plays Argentina, so relive the most heartwarming moments of the past month. Two people this list is missing: Keyne Yamal, the three-year-old brother of Spain star Lamine Yamal, who became a superstar; and Erling Haaland, the brilliant player from Norway who was also a weird little (big) guy, and his taxidermied raccoon. But for me, the story of this World Cup will always be Cape Verde and their miraculous World Cup run.

The Hollywood Reporter breaks down the winners and losers from this World Cup, and somehow managed to leave out the Scots?

There’s going to be a halftime show during Sunday’s final game, featuring Madonna, Justin Bieber, Shakira, and BTS. Somehow it’s only going to be 11 minutes long, but we’ll see.

Alan Cumming is anti-Paramount/Warner Bros. merger, to no one’s surprise.

The great Dale Dickey talks about her surprising — but well-earned — Emmy nomination for Widow’s Bay, and she’s exactly who you think she is.

Netflix is considering inventing TV channels.

Netflix thinks y’all are too nosy and don’t need to know so much about their business.

A child of a Real Housewives of Orange County cast member is trying to burn down California, and that is not a metaphor. 

I’m sorry, I don’t watch this show, but what the hell is going on over at Big Brother?

A right-wing asshole doxxed comedian Laura Benanti over her amazing Melania impersonation on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, forcing her to quit doing it altogether. 

I don’t support bullying … in most instances. But bullying George Santos gets a pass.

Oh no, get better, Grocery Store Joe!

In Development

  • Jupiter Island, a golf drama, has been greenlit at Netflix.
  • Queenstown, a limited series starring Rufus Sewell, Frances O’Connor, Alycia Debnam-Carey, and Te Kohe Tuhaka, was given a straight-to-series order at Netflix.
  • The New Yorker article “The Call of the Wild” is being adapted into a series at FX.
  • Spy School is being adapted into a series at Disney+.
  • The Mickey Mouse Club is being rebooted at Disney+.
  • Odysseus, a series based on The Odyssey, is in the works.

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • Lioness returns on Paramount+ on August 2.
  • The Gentlemen returns on Netflix on September 3.
  • Diarra from Detroit returns on Paramount+ on July 29.
  • Sterling Point debuts on Prime Video on August 5.
  • You, Me & Tuscany begins streaming on Peacock on August 7.
  • Solo Traveling with Tracee Ellis Ross returns on Roku on July 20.
  • Monsters of God debuts on HBO on August 6.
  • Marshals returns on CBS this Fall.
  • Power Book III: Raising Kanan returns on Starz soon.
  • Stokes Twins! premiere on Netflix on July 18.
  • My Grandfather Charles Manson will debut on Hulu on July 22.
  • Snoopy Presents: There’s No Place Like Home, Snoopy debuts on Apple TV on July 31.
  • Our Sticky Love will debut on Netflix on August 7.

R.I.P.

Brenda Fricker, Oscar-winning actor for My Left Foot, and known for her role as the Central Park Pigeon Lady in Home Alone 2

Antoinette Bower, Actress in Star Trek, The Twilight Zone, and others

Don Iwerks, Former Disney executive

Barbara Ling, Movie production designer

Dermot Murnaghan, BBC and Sky News presenter

Ann Widdecombe, British political figure and reality show personality

Mary Jo “MJ” Campbell, Mother of Kris Jenner

Jayden Adams, World Cup player for South Africa

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Heartstopper Forever: New challenges lie ahead for Nick and Charlie in this one-off film. Premiere. Netflix

They Fight: This film follows a group of young boxers and their previously incarcerated coach as they defend their national titles. Premiere. Hulu

My Daughter’s Trapped in a Throuple: I mean, that’s just objectively a good title. 7 p.m., Lifetime

SATURDAY

World Cup: I’m going to be honest with you, I am writing this on Sunday morning, so I have no idea who will be playing in the Third Place Play-Off, but if I HAD to guess? England vs. Spain. WE’LL SEE. (Yeah, we saw, and I was wrong.) 4 p.m., Fox

Crowning at the Prom: Seriously, give whoever is coming up with these Lifetime titles a raise, immediately. 7 p.m., Lifetime

SUNDAY

World Cup: Finals: Like I said, this is being written in the past, but if the two best teams are playing, it’s probably France vs. Argentina. Now watch me be all kinds of wrong. (I WAS.) Also, goodbye, World Cup! You were the best! (Sit down, FIFA; no one was talking to you.) 2 p.m., Fox

The Vampire Lestat: Season finale. 9 p.m., AMC

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Celebrity Jeopardy!
(repeat)		 20/20
CBS Sheriff Country
(repeat)		 Fire Country
(repeat)		 Boston Blue
(repeat)
CW MLB Baseball
(live)		 News/Local
FOX MLS Soccer
(live)		 Local
NBC America’s Got Talent
(repeat)		 Dateline

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SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC The Rookie
(repeat)		 The Rookie
(repeat)		 The Rookie
(repeat)		 News/Local
CBS WNBA Basketball
(live)		 48 Hours News/Local
FOX MLB Baseball
(live)		 News/Local
NBC American Ninja Warrior
(repeat)		 Dateline News/
Local		 Saturday Night Live
(repeat)

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SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(repeat)		 Speed
CBS 60 Minutes Big Brother
(repeat)		 Tracker
(repeat)		 Marshals
(repeat)
The CW Police 24/7
(new)		 The Replacements Local/News
FOX IndyCar Racing
(repeat)		 Nation’s Dumbest
(repeat)		 Master Chef
(repeat)		 Local/News
NBC MLB Baseball
(live)

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