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The trailer for Being the Ricardos came out yesterday and gave us our first real look at Niciole Kidman as Lucille Ball. To say people are unimpressed is an understatement, especially since Debra Messing was RIGHT THERE.
I mean, I never expected that Nicole Kidman was going to actually look like Lucille Ball in this movie but I did at least think that they would make her look more like a real human being than a discount halloween mask pic.twitter.com/PWuOoY5wVi
— Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch) November 11, 2021
Can we get back to talking about how Nicole Kidman is really miscast as Lucille Ball in that movie? I mean, your face really has to be able to move in order to play Lucy. pic.twitter.com/hdUp0eyaoi
— Resting Litigator Face (@420AttyChicago) November 10, 2021
Pictured: Nicole Kidman as Lucille Ball. pic.twitter.com/wBDRaqgM50
— The Infamous El Guapo (@InfamusElGuapo) November 11, 2021
the same person that made the scary lucy statue cast nicole kidman as lucille ball pic.twitter.com/DmAaPZTcZX
— miracle 🍂 (@fuckitupvato) November 11, 2021
I will never understand why they cast a woman who can’t move her face to play the funniest woman who ever lived. My friend Debra Messing is the only real choice to play Lucille Ball ♥️ @DebraMessing pic.twitter.com/PXetiQMLjW
— Tara Dublin (@taradublinrocks) November 11, 2021
Debra Messing IS Lucille Ball … Nicole Kidman is woefully miscast. pic.twitter.com/nnEGdggHHB
— Ian Hartley ★ (@IanHartley_) November 11, 2021
Debra Messing as Lucille Ball could've been a SELLER…. pic.twitter.com/MmFP8SjCaX
— Neo Jane (@NeoJane8) November 11, 2021
They really casted Nicole Kidman as Lucy when Debra Messing exists… jail. pic.twitter.com/iiU4BPdKhi
— Cherokee Presley (@devilslang) November 11, 2021
Casting Nicole Kidman instead of Debra Messing as Lucille Ball is like choosing to make a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving.
— Renee Libby 🇺🇸 (@ReneeAlida) November 11, 2021
Aaron Sorkin has responded to the Lucy criticism with basically a “fuck you”: “We made this movie during COVID, and so in Zooming with Nicole and Javier and everyone else, I’d make it very clear to them that I am not looking for a physical or vocal impersonation of these people. Leading up to the first rehearsal, I’d write to them every day, ‘Just play the characters who are in the script.’”
OK, but Messing was RIGHT THERE.
Disney+’s growth is slowing down — way down. (This shouldn’t be a surprise, though: between its explosive subscription numbers when it debuted, and the pandemic production slowdown, there aren’t many people who don’t already have it who want it, and those holdouts have not been given any new reasons to subscribe, not really.)
CBS is out here using “minutes watched” as a measurement because I guess they’re jealous of Netflix?
The Witcher will be downright chatty in season two, according to Henry Cavill.
The reason those Vizio TVs are so cheap is that they’re selling data about what you’re watching.
Children of the 70s and 80s, this one’s for you:
The person chosen by President Biden to run the FCC has received the endorsement of … the president of One America News Network … wait, that can’t possibly be right.
General Hospital has responded to that transphobic post that former cast member Ingo Rademacher shared. The series has a trans character played by a trans actress, which is great, but they could give her more of a role and story, tbh.
— General Hospital (@GeneralHospital) November 10, 2021
Ava DuVernay is set to be honored with the first-ever Melvin Van Peebles Trailblazer Award at the Critics Choice Association’s fourth annual Celebration of Black Cinema & Television.
Rust update: Alec Baldwin, armorer Hannah Gutierrez Reed, first Assistant Director David Halls, property master Sarah Zachry, armorer mentor Seth Kenny, the production, the financiers, and many more have been sued over the shooting death of Halyna Hutchins. It won’t be the last lawsuit. Hannah Gutierrez-Reed’s lawyer is out there saying that she’s being framed; Santa Fe’s D.A. isn’t buying it.
Astroworld update: Oh, look at that, no one was going around stabbing people with drugs after all. It was all a bullshit story the cops put out there with no evidence that the media took and ran with, again, with no evidence. Houston’s police chief is also trying to do his best to distance the force from any responsibility for what happened, but this all reeks of bullshit if you ask me.
- Selena + Chef has been renewed for a fourth season on HBO Max.
- The Hype has been renewed for a second season on HBO Max.
- I Love a Mama’s Boy has been renewed for season three on TLC; Extreme Sisters for season two; and sMothered for season four.
- Fatal Attraction is being adapted into a series at Paramount+ with Lizzy Caplan set to star.
- Happy Face is being turned into a series at Paramount+ by Robert and Michelle King. (And if you like true-crime podcasts, this is one of the most chilling I’ve listened to.)
- The Great Giveback With Melissa McCarthy and Jenna Perusich has been ordered at Discovery+.
- Saturday Morning All Star Hits! an adult animated and live-action comedy series starring Kyle Mooney, is coming to Netflix.
- Wish You Were Here will be adapted into a film at Netflix.
- The Rebellious Life of Mrs. Rosa Parks is in the works at Peacock.
- How The Death Of A Muslim Recruit Revealed A Culture Of Brutality In The Marines is being adapted into a limited series
- Brian Woo is developing a food anthology series.
- Michael Ealy will co-star in The Woman in the House on Netflix.
- Olivier Martinez is joining the untitled Maya Rudolph comedy on Apple TV+.
- Ann Cusack is joining The Good Doctor on ABC.
- José Moreno Brooks has been cast on Queens on ABC.
- Tim Jo, McKinley Freeman, and Angela Grovey have joined the cast of Reasonable Doubt on Hulu.
- Steven Ogg, Grant Harvey, Ronnie Gene Blevins, Jayson Warner Smith, Jabbar Lewis, Michael Luwoye, and Aaron Moten are joining Emancipation on Apple TV+.
- Raúl Castillo, Jake McDorman, Sepideh Moafi, Brian J. Smith, Jon Jon Briones, Brooke Smith, and Rosalind Eleazar have been cast in Class of ’09 on FX.
- Rory McCann will star in a crime series based on the DCI Daley series of novels.
- Conner Floyd has been cast as Chance on The Young and the Restless on CBS.
Mark Your Calendars
- S.W.A.T. moves to Sundays on January 2.
- Good Sam debuts on January 5.
- The Amazing Race returns on January 5.
- Undercover Boss returns on January 7.
- Celebrity Big Brother returns on February 2.
- Survivor returns on March 9.
- It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia returns on FXX on December 1.
- Silent Night will premiere in theaters and on AMC+ on December 3.
- Queen of the Universe will premiere on Paramount+ on December 2.
- Hanna returns on Amazon on November 24.
- How to with John Wilson returns on HBO on November 26.
- Gossip Girl returns on HBO Max on November 25.
- Voir will debut on Netflix on December 6.
- Lost in Space will return for a final season on Netflix on December 1.
- Song & Story: Amazing Grace will debut on OWN on December 21.
- Selling Sunset returns on Netflix on November 24.
- Jonas Brothers Family Roast will debut on Netflix on November 24.
- Power Book IV: Force will premiere on Starz on February 6.
- Sort Of debuts on HBO Max on November 18.
- The Hand of God will debut on Netflix on December 15.
- Under the Stadium Lights is streaming on Roku.
- Looney Tunes Cartoons returns on HBO Max on November 25.
- Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous returns on Netflix on December 3.
- The Making of Happier Than Ever: A Love Letter to Los Angeles will premiere on Disney+ on November 12.
- Discovering David Dobrik will debut on Discovery+ on November 16.
- Downton Abbey: A New Era will premiere in theaters on March 18.
- Santa Inc. will premiere on HBO Max on December 2.
- NBC has released its holiday dates.
- Chasing Ghislaine will debut on Discovery+ on November 22.
- 3212 Un-Redacted debuts on Hulu today.
- Claws will return on TNT on December 19.
Jerry Douglas, Longtime actor on The Young and the Restless
Coronji Calhoun Sr., Actor in the film Monster’s Ball
Richard Kyanka, Creator of Something Awful, which shaped much of web culture, for better and often much much worse
The Shrink Next Door: Paul Rudd stars as a charming and manipulative therapist who cons his patient played by Will Ferrell in this new limited series based on a true story. Also, Kathryn Hahn is in this, so. Series premiere Apple TV+
Mayor Pete: This documentary follows Pete Buttigieg as he runs for President and becomes a national figure. Amazon
Always Jane: In this docuseries, Jane Noury, a transgender teen, prepares for graduation and leaving the nest. Premiere. Amazon
Ragdoll: Lucy Hale stars in this new crime drama in which six people are murdered and then sewn together into a grotesque “ragdoll,” hence the name. Series premiere. AMC+
Paris in Love: Paris Hilton is trying to demand your attention again. Series premiere. Peacock
The Game: The reboot of the sexy dramedy moves from San Diego to Las Vegas. Series premiere. Paramount+
The Challenge: All Stars: Season two premiere. Paramount+
Sesame Street: Season premiere. HBO Max
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Taylor Swift, Colin Quinn, Sam Fender
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Taylor Swift, Aisling Bea, Elmo Lovano
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Kenneth Branagh, Ellie Kemper
- The Late Late Show with James Corden: Andrew Garfield, Jamie Dornan, Laurie Kilmartin
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Benedict Cumberbatch, Kevin Garnett, the War On Drugs
- The Daily Show: Will Smith
- Watch What Happens Live: Emily Ratajkowski
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