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Marley update.. first time on sheep! Safe to say she’s keen.. from chickens to sheep! At three and a half months old she’s still too young to train but it’s always lovely to see. And she still has the little tail wag! 🥺🥰

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner re-do was this weekend, and it was, from all reports, a disaster. President Bloviator delivered a hour-long speech filled with jokes that utterly bombed — so badly, in fact, even he couldn’t ignore it.

After one clanger about an elderly U.S. senator’s sex life drew crickets, Trump asked, “Does anybody get that? I thought that was actually great. That was actually the only thing I thought was good in this whole frickin’ stupid speech. It was the only good one, and that went down with not exactly great laughter.”

He also made Chris Christie fat jokes, bitched about Rosie O’Donnell and Bruce Springsteen, and attacked CNN’s Kaitlan Collins for not smiling more and comparing her to trans performer Dylan Mulvaney. Mulvaney responded today with grace and class.

There was an amazing moment when Wolf Blitzer gave the Wall Street Journal journalists who reported on President Pee-Tape’s relationship to Jeffrey Epstein an award, and he just had to take it:

Oh, and he wore a Trump 2028 hat because of course he did. Let’s hope fate runs its course long before that.

The Paramount/Warner Bros. Discovery merger has been put on pause until at least June 2027. Things could become very costly for Paramount, which has agreed to pay Warner Bros. shareholders $650 million per quarter the merger isn’t in effect beginning in October. Additionally, the merger is set to expire altogether if it is not finalized by June 4, 2027, so fingers crossed this thing drags on for a while.

Alan Cumming, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Benedict Wong have written a letter explaining why this merger is A Bad Thing. Also, SAG-AFTRA is against it. (Took them long enough, though.)

You’ll be able to bundle Peacock onto your YouTube subscription soon. 

John Oliver is taking on Buc-ee’s! This is actually genius.

Jon Stewart and Pete Davidson are putting together a comedy benefit for 9/11 charities in honor of the 25th anniversary of that terrible day. Ironically, some of the performers (including Davidson) took that Saudi Arabian money not that long ago.

I do hope Kristen Storms’ life calms down for her sake and her daughter’s, and I hope she finds some peace in the wake of all of this, and is able to return to General Hospital soon. But it must be so frustrating to be an actor on a soap opera whose character is so tied to another character that another actor’s personal life could have such a huge impact on your career.

Looks like Severance is back in production:

Comic-Con was this past weekend, and the immersive Lanterns experience sounded like it was pretty nifty. 

And here’s some cosplay spotted at the event.

Fun little fact: in the Parks and Rec spec script that became Widow’s Bay, there was no Wyck. 

Don’t look for Pamela Anderson in the upcoming Baywatch reboot.

The Ghosts guys reveal that the upcoming season will feature the first ghost-on-ghost possession. Unfortunately, aside from Christmas and Halloween specials to tide you over, you’re going to have to wait until the spring for it to return.

Your periodic reminder that Reacher star Alan Ritchson is so much the opposite of MAGA that he’s out here demanding that President Pedophile go to jail over the Epstein Files. Hell yeah.

 

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Another “Hell yeah,” goes out to John Leguizamo.

They are such pathetic babies who get their feelings hurt by history, science, and facts. 

BREAKING: Chevy Chase is an asshole.

Robert Irvine wants you to know he has nothing to do with this reboot of Restaurant Impossible that debuted recently.

This ranking of streaming services for horror fans is very useful information for this horror fan. 

Kalshi is suing Netflix for defamation over their upcoming documentary, Instadocs: The Prediction Market Games.

Wendy Williams has settled her lawsuit against A&E for their documentary Where Is Wendy Williams?

Miami-Dade’s Sheriff’s Department is investigating the death of Israeli-American reality TV star Yakir Levi, as his family and friends insist he would not have committed suicide.

Kimmel is at it again:

 

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Congratulations, Emma Roberts and Cody John!

Get well soon, Larry the Cable Guy.

Feel better soon, Bret Michaels.

Oh, get better soon, Carly Simon!

Heal quickly, Kelly Ripa!

You better get better soon, Simone Biles!

Renewals

Cancellations

  • Crutch has been canceled at Paramount+ after one season.

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • Lanterns debuts on HBO on August 16.
  • Carrie will debut on Prime Video on October 7.
  • Yaga will debut on AMC+ in October.
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power will return on Prime Video on November 11.
  • Neuromancer will premiere on Apple TV on January 22.
  • Dark Matter will return on Apple TV on August 28.
  • Matchbox the Movie premieres on Apple TV on October 9.
  • Reacher returns on Prime Video on August 12.
  • Neagley debuts on Prime Video on September 16.
  • Silo‘s fourth and final season will premiere on Apple TV in summer 2027.
  • Futurama returns on Hulu on August 3.
  • Common Side Effects will return on Adult Swim in 2027.
  • Robot Chicken 25th Anniversary Special will debut on Adult Swim on August 30.
  • The Chosen will return on Prime Video on November 15.

R.I.P.

Ralph W. Hemecker, Director, writer, showrunner, and producer known for his work on Blue Bloods, Once Upon a Time, The X-Files, The Flash, Witchblade, Millennium, Ghost Whisperer, Numb3rs, The Vampire Diaries, Nikita, V, and others

Chuck Russell, Film director on A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream WarriorsThe Blob and The Mask, among others

Dr. Courtney Shah, Seven-time Jeopardy! champion

Bill Oddie, British TV wildlife presenter and Britain’s most beloved birdwatcher

Simon, He was a good boy.

@simonsits

Rest well, my angel. I can’t want to see you again one day.

♬ original sound – Isabel Klee

@simonsits

The three of us looked at each other and, somehow, we just knew. We said goodbye five days later. ❤️

♬ Promise – Laufey

WATCH THIS

Furious: Emmy Rossum is an FBI agent on the hunt for a female serial killer who is seeking her own form of justice in this new, well-reviewed thriller series. Hulu

Event Horizon: One of the most underrated sci-fi horror movies starring the late, great Sam Neill. 8:20 p.m., MGM+

House of Sharks: It’s Shark Week! In New Zealand, shark “houses” compete for dominance. But how is their voguing? Their duck walk? Premiere. 8 p.m., Discovery

Late Night:

  • The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Jim Gaffigan, Karlie Kloss, Bebe Rexha
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Common, Brittany Broski
  • The Daily Show: Kaitlan Collins, host Jon Stewart
  • Watch What Happens Live: Marcello Hernández, Kevin Hart

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FBI
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CIA
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CW All American
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Penn & Teller: Fool Us
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