Meghan and Harry are about to spill some royal tea and I can’t wait.

It’s Friday, y’all.

All Other TV News

I don’t care about the royal family. I think the whole institution is outdated and stupid and I don’t understand why the British people insist on keeping them around but that’s their business, I guess. All that said, I just set the DVR to record Oprah’s interview with Meghan Markle and Prince Harry because I do love gossip and messiness.

Exhibit A in which Meghan Markle makes being a royal sound like being a prisoner.

I totally see why people in the United Kingdom are COMPLETELY LOSING THEIR MINDS over this interview.

And now Markle’s former Suits co-star is coming out and defending her, calling the way the royal family is treating her is “obscene.” Strong words, Patrick Adams!

Oh? Is Fox News going to be the “opposition” to President Biden? How is this news, exactly?

WandaVision keeps on crashing Disney+ because y’all just can’t wait to watch.


Netflix’s new true-crime documentary, Murder Among the Mormons, was the inspiration for a Law & Order: Criminal Intent episode 16 years ago, and one Stephen Colbert starred in it. Another fun fact about Murder Among the Mormons (which will definitely be my true-crime-binge-while-folding-laundry this weekend): it was directed by the same person who directed Napoleon Dynamite.

Be forewarned: this Price is Right clip will physically hurt you.

Michael Che made a joke about Israel not vaccinating its Palestinian residents on Saturday Night Live two weeks ago, and people are still really mad about it (even though there might be some truth to it).

Going Viral

We are still holding pretty steady at about 65,000 new cases of COVID-19 a day and at the still way-too-high rate of about 2,000 deaths a day. But we are now averaging 2 million vaccine doses a day, which is fantastic news. Unfortunately, there are still wide racial disparities in who is receiving the vaccine which we need to fix.

The Senate is closer to passing a $1.9 trillion COVID relief package. LET’S GO.

Governor Gavin Newsom is outlining new requirements to loosening restrictions in California, tied to vaccination rates which is, you know, GOOD.

THIS ISN’T HARD TO UNDERSTAND, GOVERNOR GREG. Friends, I understand that restaurants are having a particularly hard time of it right now, but even though restrictions are about to be thrown out the window, please carefully consider eating somewhere that does not require masks and has returned to 100% capacity.

Jimmy Kimmel Live: Coronaversary Show will air on March 11 on ABC, commemorating Tom and Rita Day.

Paramount is moving up the premiere date for A Quiet Place Part II, from September to May, suggesting that they are optimistic we will be emerging from this pandemic by then.

The Bachelor/Bachelorette is not the only production that has taken over a hotel for filming.

Universal Studios Hollywood is inching towards reopening.

Terrible human being finds new way to be terrible.

Erica Faye Watson, a Chicago comedian and radio personality, has died from COVID-19 complications.


  • Dear… has been renewed for a second season at Apple TV+.


  • Pose‘s upcoming third season (see below) will be its last.

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • Made for Love will debut on HBO Max in April.
  • United States of Al will premiere on CBS on April 1.
  • The Woman in the Window will debut on Netflix on May 14.
  • America’s Most Wanted debuts on Fox on March 15.
  • Creepshow returns on Shudder on April 1.
  • Prank Encounters returns on Netflix on April 1.
  • Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American will premiere on Netflix on March 18.
  • Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula will debut on Shudder on April 1.
  • The Pole will premiere on Syfy on March 17.
  • Worn Stories will debut on Netflix on April 1.
  • Helpsters will premiere on Apple TV+ today.
  • Doug Unplugs will premiere on Apple TV+ on April 2.
  • The Banishing will premiere on Shudder on April 15.
  • Ghostwriter returns on Apple TV+ on April 1.
  • In Search of Darkness: Part II premieres on Shudder on April 26.
  • Formula 1: Drive to Survive returns on Netflix on March 19.


Lance Waldroup, Bootlegger featured on the Discovery series Moonshiners

Roger Englander, Emmy-winning director and producer

Joan Weldon, Stage and film actress

Josh Humiston, Music agent and partner at Agency for the Performing Arts (APA)



WandaVision: Season? Series? finale. Disney+

Wynonna Earp: Waverly and Nicole celebrate their engagement in the first of the final six episodes. Winter premiere.  9 p.m., Syfy

Raya and the Last Dragon: The last living dragon is sought by a lone warrior, to help her protect humanity from a dangerous threat in this new Disney film. Premiere — though at an extra cost. It will be available to all Disney+ subscribers without an additional fee in June. Disney+


Rocky marathon: YO! 7 p.m., HBO

A Face in the Crowd: Andy Griffith plays a megalomaniacal TV personality who rides his folksy persona to the highest levers of power in this prescient 1957 film. 4:45 p.m., TCM


Oprah With Meghan and Harry: Oprah sits down with Meghan and Harry in their first televised interview since their engagement and I can’t wait.  7 p.m., CBS

Good Girls: The pressure is on the ladies in the fourth season premiere. 9 p.m., NBC

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?: Thomas Middleditch joins the hot seat in the season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC

The 26th Annual Critics Choice Awards: Taye Diggs hosts the awards ceremony no one cares about. 6 p.m., The CW

Married to Medicine: The ladies are back in a world changed by COVID and the social justice movements of the past summer. Premiere. 8 p.m., Bravo

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Queen Latifah, Paris Hilton, The Network
  • Watch What Happens Live (Sunday): Kenya Moore, Dr. Jackie

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Shark Tank
CBS MacGyver
Magnum P.I.
Blue Bloods
CW Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Penn & Teller: Fool Us
FOX Friday Night Smackdown Local
NBC The Blacklist

SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC Shark Tank
American Idol
CBS NCIS: New Orleans
48 Hours News/Local
FOX 9-1-1
Name That Tune
NBC The Voice
Saturday Night Live
Saturday Night Live

SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
American Idol
The Rookie
CBS 60 Minutes Oprah with Meghan and Harry: A Primetime Special
The Neighborhood
The CW Critics Choice Awards Local
FOX Cherries Wild
Bless the Harts
The Simp-sons
The Great North
Bob’s Burgers
Family Guy
NBC The Voice
Ellen’s Game of Games
Good Girls

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