It’s a Tuesday, and this is a panda climbing on a snowman. You’re going to need this video after you see what I have up next.
This is the most important video I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/a8Yu8apntI
— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) January 25, 2021
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Yesterday, Twitter user and Garfield critic Wyatt Dunkin decided to unleash a very particular kind of hell upon all of us by tweeting out some old images of some wax figures the Hollywood Wax Museum sold in an auction over ten years ago. I don’t know why he did this but because I had to see it, YOU HAVE TO SEE IT.
More than ten years ago, the Hollywood Wax Museum held an online auction and sold off hundreds of life sized wax figures. These figures were auctioned for thousands and thousands of dollars. This is a thread of the most cursed figures that were sold in this auction.
SEINFELD pic.twitter.com/URTTkC9llu
— Wyatt Dunkin (@WyattDuncan) January 25, 2021
NICOLE KIDMAN and TOM CRUISE pic.twitter.com/WNWBtn0ESa
— Wyatt Dunkin (@WyattDuncan) January 25, 2021
POPEYE pic.twitter.com/KM6hH0Zhf3
— Wyatt Dunkin (@WyattDuncan) January 25, 2021
TITANIC pic.twitter.com/jeo0fYlJNV
— Wyatt Dunkin (@WyattDuncan) January 25, 2021
HOME ALONE pic.twitter.com/EiQtfSGvXa
— Wyatt Dunkin (@WyattDuncan) January 25, 2021
JFK, NIXON, REAGAN, and HW BUSH pic.twitter.com/0KDSMhtpD7
— Wyatt Dunkin (@WyattDuncan) January 25, 2021
Closing out this thread with the worst one of all…
BILL COSBY pic.twitter.com/W1JtLB0fLF
— Wyatt Dunkin (@WyattDuncan) January 25, 2021
I’m sorry to have traumatized you. But there’s good news! Conan O’Brien actually purchased a couple of these figures and abused them the way they deserved:
OH RYAN REYNOLDS, YOU SCAMP!
I remember how challenging it was to sing because the A-hole was so tight. But I pushed through because kids all over the country were counting on me. https://t.co/EiXEUjomxE
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 25, 2021
Jane Fonda is going to receive the Cecil B. de Mille Award at the 78th Annual Golden Globe Awards next month.
There’s at least one royal who watches The Crown — and she likes it.
If Richard Lewis is your favorite part of Curb Your Enthusiasm, I have some disappointing news for you.
What a ride, LD! I love you, buddy.Tragically, these past 18 months I’ve endured a back and two shoulder surgeries and not able to be in #curbyourenthusiasm for season 11. I’ll be watching…@HBO pic.twitter.com/Tii9L8yw8a
— Richard Lewis (@TheRichardLewis) January 25, 2021
#MeToo
Woof. The Kellyanne/George/Claudia Conway family story is a mess. Last night, Kellyanne Conway’s Twitter account posted a topless photo of her minor daughter Claudia on Fleets, Twitter’s temporary story feature. It’s unclear how this happened, and it’s part of an ongoing fight between Kellyanne and her daughter, and allegations of abuse. After posting some TikTok videos accusing her mother of taking the photo off of Claudia’s phone to use against her in some way, George Conway posted the following through his Twitter account:
Our daughter Claudia asked me to tweet this statement for her. https://t.co/ilH7IFqERB
— George Conway (@gtconway3d) January 26, 2021
Asia Argento has accused Rob Cohen, the director of xXx, of drugging and raping her while making the film in 2002. Cohen had been accused of attacking another unnamed woman in 2019, and his daughter accused him of molesting her as a child. He seems nice.
Keira Knightley is done with sex scenes in movies with male directors.
Two Los Angeles CBS executives have been put on administrative leave after being accused of creating a hostile work environment and making “racist, sexist, homophobic and discriminatory comments.”
Christina Ricci has filed a restraining order against her husband, James Heerdegen, accusing him of abusing her beginning in December of 2019. He tried to file a restraining order against her in response but a judge denied it.
A woman who had worked for and had been romantically involved with rapper Soulja Boy is accusing him of raping and assaulting her and is suing him for “sexual battery, assault, false imprisonment, infliction of emotional distress, and back pay.”
Danny Masterson has pleaded not guilty to the criminal rape charges against him.
The allegations of rape against French director Luc Besson have been set aside — for now.
Going Viral
We are over 420,000 dead, but the good news is that cases are starting to trend downward. We seem to be plateauing in hospitalizations, and people seem to think we are coming out of the Christmas surge. Which is terrific news. Now let’s hope people stay home in a couple of weeks and DO NOT ATTEND SUPER BOWL PARTIES. Buy some beer at the store and watch it at home with your families. I promise it will be just as boring as watching it at a bar or your dumb friend’s house.
President Biden is also going to sign an executive order hopefully this week reopening the ACA marketplace for at least a few months and also lowering the thresholds for being eligible for Medicaid, to help people be able to receive and afford health care coverage during a horrific pandemic that has also left millions un- and under-employed. Imagine that.
The vaccine had nothing to do with Hank Aaron’s death.
We could be seeing COVID-sniffing dogs at airports soon. Yes, please!
Renewals
- Weakest Link has been renewed for a second season on NBC.
- Tehran has been renewed for a second season at Apple TV+.
In Development
- The Formula, a race car film starring John Boyega and Robert De Niro, is coming to Netflix.
- Hungry, a comedy starring Demi Lovato, is in the works at NBCUniversal.
- Timewasters, a remake of a British comedy, is being developed at ABC.
- Cocky, an animated comedy, is in development at Fox.
- Diggstown, a Canadian legal drama, has been picked up by Fox.
- In With The Devil, a limited series starring Taron Egerton, is being made at Apple TV+.
- The Royal Treatment, a film starring Laura Marano and Mena Massoud, is in the works at Netflix.
- Folktellers: Excerpts from an Unknown Guidebook is being adapted into a TV series at Hulu.
- Mira Sorvino and her sister are making a human trafficking docuseries.
- Sony Television is working on a scripted series about Asian and Asian-American culture with media company 88rising.
- Jeff Nichols would like to turn Alien Nation into a TV series.
- Netflix has bought the German film And Tomorrow the Entire World.
- Sheila E. is making a movie about her relationship with Prince. This isn’t really a TV story, but it’s my blog, I do what I want.
Casting News
- Scott Michael Foster, who was genuinely my favorite on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, is joining the cast of You which just feels perfect.
- Constance Zimmer is joining the cast of Good Trouble on Freeform.
- Dan Bucatinsky is joining Rebel on ABC.
- Sam Corlett, Frida Gustavsson, Leo Suter, Bradley Freegard, Jóhannes Jóhannesson, Laura Berlin, David Oakes, Caroline Henderson, Pollyanna McIntosh, and Asbjørn Krogh Nissen have been cast in Vikings: Valhalla on Netflix.
- Ted Levine is joining the cast of Big Sky on ABC.
- Ashleigh Cummings has been added to the cast of Citadel on Amazon.
- Punam Patel and Matt Rogers are going to star in I Love This for You, a comedy pilot at Showtime.
Mark Your Calendars
ABC has released their spring premieres:
March 11:
- Station 19
- Grey’s Anatomy
- A Million Little Things
March 30:
- Pooch Perfect
April 7:
- Home Economics
April 8:
- Rebel
- Underground Railroad will debut on Amazon sometime this year. This trailer is truly stunning, by the way.
- It’s a Sin will premiere on HBO Max on February 18.
- Life in a Day 2020 will premiere on YouTube on February 6.
- Assembly Required will premiere on History Channel on February 23.
- Queen Sugar returns on OWN on February 16.
- Raya and the Last Dragon will debut on Disney+ on March 5.
- Ginny & Georgia will debut on Netflix on February 24.
- Floribama Shore will return on MTV on February 24.
- The 2021 Billboard Music Awards will air on NBC on May 23.
- Easter Basket Challenge will premiere on Discovery+ on March 1.
- 90 Day: The Single Life and Pillow Talk will debut on Discovery+ on February 21.
R.I.P.
Jeanette Maus, Actress
WATCH THIS
To Tell the Truth: Jimmy Kimmel, Andrea Savage, and Sherri Shepherd serve as the season’s first celebrity panel. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
black-ish: The power goes out in the neighborhood in the winter premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
mixed-ish: Rainbow finds out her brother has been posing as a different race in the season premiere. 8:30 p.m., ABC
Big Sky: The hunt is now on for Ronald. Winter premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
QAnon: Who is Q?: This new docuseries explores the shadowy internet conspiracy movement, and how it became so popular. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Vice
Frontline: Trump’s American Carnage: Personally, I need a mental break from thinking about this dumpster fire of an administration, but if you’re already so bored by a President who acts like a grown-up and doesn’t actively try to destroy our democracy, I guess you can look back. 9 p.m., PBS
Misery Index: Season premiere. 9:30 p.m., TBS
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Susan Sarandon, JJ Watt, Thad Cockrell
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Ted Danson, Brooks Wheelan, Ann Patchett
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Colin Firth, Stanley Tucci, Adrianne Lenker
- The Late Late Show with James Corden: Jared Leto, Jacob Collier
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Anthony Anderson, Sal Iacono, Death Cab for Cutie
- The Daily Show: The Daily Social Distancing Show
- Conan: Jason Segel
- Watch What Happens Live: D’Andra Simmons, Andi Dorfman
- A Little Late with Lily Singh: Marsai Martin
TUES. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
ABC | To Tell the Truth | black-ish | mixed-ish | Big Sky |
CBS | NCIS (new) |
FBI (new) |
FBI: Most Wanted (new) |
CW | Two Sentence Horror Stories (new) |
Two Sentence Horror Stories (new) |
Trickster (new) |
Local |
FOX | The Resident (new) |
Prodigal Son (new) |
News/Local |
NBC | Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist (new) |
This Is Us (repeat) |
Nurses (new) |
Verizon emailed me today and I get Discovery+ free for a year with my phone plan. So let’s see what thats all about.