The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“The Importance of Being Family”
October 16, 2016
It’s time for Meatball to go to meatball prison for committing meatball fraud, and I am not going to cry because Meatball brought this upon himself by being a dumb meatball. I’M NOT GOING TO CRY, DAMMIT.
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The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“The Other C Word”
October 2, 2016
It was always going to come to this. It was always going to happen this way. You can’t fight fate.
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The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Rage on My Ass”
September 25, 2016
We begin this episode exactly where we left the last: with Teresa telling her cugini that she doesn’t want to have a relationship with them, but, confusingly, that her “door is always open.” Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Take a lap”
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Cut the Cancer Out”
September 18, 2016
And the most depressing season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey keeps chugging along.
Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: All happy famiglie are the same”
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Driving Miss Siggy”
September 11, 2016
We begin with Siggy’s son coming home after passing his driver’s test, and immediately demanding a car. As the mother of a 15-year-old who is counting down the days until his 16th birthday, I feel your pain, Siggy. I feel it.
Later, Siggy, Siggy’s Ex-Husband, Siggy’s Ex-Husband’s New Wife, Siggy’s Ex-Husband’s New Son and Son all go to Delmonico’s to celebrate Son’s 17th birthday. There, Son bitches about his mother being too affectionate with him and Siggy cries thinking about him when he was a baby. I FEEL YOUR PAIN, SIGGY. I FEEL IT.
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The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Trash-Talking”
July 27, 2014
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The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Reunion, Part 2”
October 13, 2013
Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: The long goodbye”
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Reunion, Part 1”
October 7, 2013
Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Reunion: Welcome to the Boringdome”
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Salon, Farewell”
September 29, 2013
Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey:’ Pyrrhic victories”