Maybe ‘Morning Joe’ should sit out of the conversation about billionaires sucking up to Former President Shakedown-Elect

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

2025 is certainly off to a hellish start. Southern California is on fire, fueled by hurricane-force winds, and tens of thousands of people have had to flee their homes. My heart goes out to all of those affected, and I hope the fires are brought under control as soon as possible.

This is obviously the least important part of all of this, but because of the fires, several premieres have been canceled, including The Pitt, and the movies Wolf Man, Better Man, and Unstoppable. The announcement of the SAG Awards nominations has been canceled, and Fallout has suspended production because of the dangerous fires.

Sadly, Palisades High School, which was featured in the Teen Wolf TV series, and Carrie, Freaky Friday, and Crazy/Beautiful among other films, has been all but destroyed by the fires.

AND I SWEAR TO GOD, IF I HEAR ONE SINGLE SOLITARY WORD ABOUT “RAKING THE FOREST,” I WILL ABSOLUTELY LOSE IT.

Oh cool, that upcoming Melania documentary that Prime Video bought cost them $40 million with a sizable portion of that going to Melania herself. Definitely not a billionaire paying a President’s wife for access and favor, definitely not that.

I just don’t even know where to begin with the Gulf of America or the 51st state or the idea that Hezbollah was at January 6 — I have a bad head cold right now and I don’t have the energy for any of this nonsense.

Nor do I have the energy for Mark Zuckerberg’s bullshit announcement that he, too, is rolling over to Former Bully-in-Chief-Elect by taking down fact-checking and moderation on Facebook, Instagram and Threads. BECAUSE GOD FORBID WE ARE ARMED WITH FACTS WHILE LIVING THROUGH AN ADMINISTRATION THAT IS ALLERGIC TO TRUTH. Preemptive surrender is so embarrassing and yet it’s the hot new trend for our billionaire class.

But you know who I don’t want to hear scolding Mark Zuckerberg or Jeff Bezos or Disney? THAT WOULD BE MORNING JOE SCARBOROUGH. My dude, you are the pot calling the kettle a bootlicker. Go take your whining back down to Mar-A-Lago, you hypocrite. Anyway, you can find me over on Bluesky.

Your Discovery+ subscription is now more expensive.

Allison Holker, dancer and the widow of tWitch, revealed in a new memoir that following his death, she found a bunch of drugs that he had been hiding from her. This, unsurprisingly, has infuriated his family who are accusing her of “smearing” his name.

Manny Hostin, doctor husband of The View‘s Sunny Hostin, has been named as a defendant in a large insurance fraud lawsuit.

Lisa Kudrow reveals that Matthew Perry gave her a cookie jar prop from the Friends set as a wrap gift, but that she only found the note he left in it for her recently. “Timing is everything.”

Perhaps the most shocking revelation from the recent Jerry Springer documentary on Netflix is that only one person was murdered after being on the show.

Taylor Kitsch is getting people’s hopes up about a Friday Night Lights revival.

In the event The Simpsons ever ends — which it never will, duh — it will just be a regular episode, no big FINALE finale.

Could Shark Tank‘s Kevin O’Leary save TikTok?

Love is dead.

Love is officially dead.

Love is officially dead.

Love is officially dead.

Get well soon, Lynn Ban.

Get well soon, Gal Gadot.

Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?

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In Development

  • A gender-swapped adaptation of Holes has been given a pilot order at Disney+.
  • Nelly and Ashanti have been filming a reality series for Peacock.

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • Mo returns on Netflix on January 30.
  • SNL50: Beyond Saturday Night premieres on Peacock on January 16.
  • Mythic Quest returns on Apple TV+ on January 29.
  • An Update On Our Family premieres on Max on January 15.
  • Below Deck Down Under returns on Bravo on February 3.
  • FBI True returns on Paramount+ on January 14.
  • The Family Business: New Orleans returns on BET+ on January 23.
  • Cassandra debuts on Netflix on February 16.
  • Aitana: Metamorphosis will premiere on Netflix on February 28.
  • Public Disorder debuts on Netflix on January 15.
  • The Trauma Code: Heroes on Call will premiere on Netflix on January 24.
  • Newtopia debuts on Prime Video on February 7.

R.I.P.

Linda Lavin, Legendary TV actress known for Alice, and Tony-award-winning Broadway performer. She recently co-starred in No Good Deed, and was starring in Mid-Century Modern, which had three episodes left to film.

Charles Dolan, Founder of HBO and Cablevision

Peter Yarrow, Five-time Grammy winner and co-founder of the folk trio, Peter Paul & Mary

Kieran Turner, Documentary filmmaker

WATCH THIS

Shifting Gears: Tim Allen and Kat Dennings star in this new family comedy as an estranged father and daughter who come back into each others’ lives. Series premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

Abbott Elementary: It’s the Always Sunny crossover episode we’ve been promised. Winter premiere. 7:30 p.m., ABC

Chicago Med: The team fights to save one of their own. Winter premiere. 7 p.m., NBC

Chicago Fire: Cruz’s past comes back to haunt him in the winter premiere. 8 p.m., NBC

Chicago P.D.: Cook turns to her family when she needs help in a kidnapping investigation in the winter premiere. 9 p.m., NBC

Special Forces: Third season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox

Raid the Cage: Second season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS

What Would You Do?: Winter premiere. 9 p.m., ABC

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Jamie Lee Curtis, Mikey Madison, Michael Shannon, Jason Narducy
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Pamela Anderson, Rose Matafeo
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Alan Cumming, Diane Morgan
  • After Midnight: Heather McMahan, Zach Noe Towers, Lisa Rinna
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Cynthia Erivo, Brian Jordan Alvarez, Victoria Canal
  • The Daily Show: Richard Reeves, host Desi Lydic
  • Watch What Happens Live: Dorinda Medley, Whitney Rose

WEDS. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Shifting Gears
(new)
Abbott Elementary
(new)
Celebrity Jeopardy!
(new)
What Would You Do?
(new)
CBS The Price is Right at Night
(new)
Raid the Cage
(new)
Elsbeth
(repeat)
CW Penn & Teller: Fool Us
(repeat)
Inside the NFL
(new)
Local
FOX Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test
(new)
News/Local
NBC Chicago Med
(new)
Chicago Fire
(new)
Chicago P.D.
(new)

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