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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Susan “Twice-Photocopied Kris Jenner” Noles will officiate Gerry Turner and Theresa Nist’s “Golden Bachelor” wedding on Thursday. We love us some Susan; she is a big step up from Jesse Palmer. IN FACT, GO AHEAD AND MAKE HER THE NEW HOST OF GOLDEN BACHELOR, PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
I mean, I know we’ve known this for a while now, but Aaron Rodgers has lost his damn mind. For some broken-brained reason, Rodgers suggested on a podcast that Jimmy Kimmel, of all people, would be revealed to be on the list of Jeffrey Epstein’s “associates” when it is released. Kimmel did not take it well, and threatened to sue him:
Dear Aasshole: for the record, I’ve not met, flown with, visited, or had any contact whatsoever with Epstein, nor will you find my name on any “list” other than the clearly-phony nonsense that soft-brained wackos like yourself can’t seem to distinguish from reality. Your reckless… https://t.co/p8eug12uiS
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) January 2, 2024
SUE HIM, JIMMY!
A bunch of whiny babies complained that there was a transgender character in a recent Doctor Who special, and BBC was like, “Suck it up, buttercups.”
“As regular viewers of Doctor Who will be aware, the show has and will always continue to proudly celebrate diversity and reflect the world we live in. We are always mindful of the content within our episodes.”
If you’re a T-Mobile customer, you can get your Hulu for free. (Well, the ad-supported tier, but still! Free!)
Tom Girardi has been declared competent to stand trial for stealing from his clients and partners despite being in a memory facility and supposedly having dementia. Good luck, Tom!
Twitter’s value has fallen a staggering 72% since that idiot bought it, lol.
Sean Hannity has left New York for Florida, and I can only imagine New York helped him pack his shit.
Kelly Clarkson’s ex-husband reportedly told her she wasn’t attractive enough to be a judge on The Voice which goes a long way to explaining why he’s her EX-husband. What an asshole.
LOVE IS DEAD. And he’s demanding monetary support from HER?! Boo this man. BOO ALL THESE MEN.
Casting News
- Molly Parker will star in Doc on Fox.
- Jayden Rey is leaving The Conners on ABC.
Mark Your Calendars
- Severance will return on Apple TV+ … at some point.
— Apple TV (@AppleTV) January 2, 2024
- Killer Soup premieres on Netflix on January 11.
- Badland Hunters will debut on Netflix on January 26.
- Fox News will host a town hall with Former President Coup on January 10, which happens to be the same night that CNN is hosting a Republican Presidential Primary Debate, so great to see Fox returning to carrying the Former Dipshit-in-Chief’s water.
- One Night Stay debuts on BET+ on January 4.
- The Many Lives of Martha Stewart will premiere on CNN on January 28.
R.I.P.
Mickey Cottrell, Publicist and actor who appeared in My Own Private Idaho, Volcano, Ed Wood and many others
Gustavo Cisneros, Venezuelan media mogul who co-founded Univision
Herman (Hy) Levine, Former VP of print and outdoor advertising for Disney
WATCH THIS
I Can See Your Voice: Third season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
We Are Family: Non-famous people perform duets with their celebrity relatives in this new hidden identity competition hosted by Anthony Anderson and his mother Doris. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
Magnum P.I.: Magnum and Higgins take a major step in their relationship in the series finale. 9 p.m., NBC
| WEDS. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | NBA Basketball (live) |
| CBS | The Price Is Right at Night (new) |
Raid the Cage (repeat) |
FBI True (new) |
| CW | Whose Line Is It Anyway? (repeat) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (repeat) |
Family Law (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | I Can See Your Voice (new) |
We Are Family (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Chicago Med (repeat) |
Magnum P.I. (new) |
Magnum P.I. (new) |