The Netflix Gods have heard our prayers and finally renewed Stranger Things for a second season, PRAISE BE! And here are all the episode titles for those of you who just can’t wait until 2017:
Speaking of Stranger Things, Barb just gave you a reason to watch that CW series based on Archie comics, Riverdale, which I hear is pretty great.
There is a small chance that Rotten Tomatoes revealed the American Horror theme for season 6. There are good reasons not to believe it: the fact that Spike is working on a similar series for starters. But on the other hand, I could see how such a theme could tie together several places and periods in time. And in conclusion, who the hell knows.
Here’s a video of Evan Peters just saying “I don’t know” over and over again in response to questions about the next season of American Horror Story. Not seen: Ryan Murphy standing behind the interviewer doing this:
I have a lot of feelings about Nick Viall being the next Bachelor, but you’ll have to read my next Bachelor in Paradise recap to learn what they are.
Shameless is an acquired taste, but I love it, and I can’t wait for another bummer-hilarious season of Gallaghers doing their damndest to destroy their lives.
Oh my God, Adam Scott and Craig Robinson are making Ghosted, a series they describe as a “comedic X-Files.” Yes, please.
Also in development:
- Marvel’s Squirrel Girl might maybe could be coming to television according to one rumor
- FX has bought another comedy, Radicalolcity, from the geniuses who gave us You’re the Worst
- Cinemax bought a Bruce Lee-inspired crime drama called Warrior
- ABC is developing a lady cop drama produced by Kerry Washington
- NBC has bought another cop drama called Family Honor
- Taylor Kitsch will be your new David Koresh
- CBS is developing a comedy based on the UK sitcom, Friday Night Dinner
- ABC has bought a family comedy called The Favorite from a former Colbert Report writer
The Oscars will be ABC’s hostage forever.
Paget Brewster is here to fill the Thomas Gibson-shaped hole in your hearts, Criminal Minds fans.
WATCH THIS
The Real Housewives of New York City: REUNION PART ONE. Get ready. 8 p.m., Bravo
You’re the Worst: The best mean sitcom in the business is back. Season premiere. 9 p.m., FXX
Mr. Robot: Angela continues to try to get her fool self fired from E Corp. 9 p.m., USA
Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: David Spade, Finn Wolfhard, Millie Bobby Brown, Gaten Matarazzo, Caleb McLaughlin, Tove Lo Late Night with Seth Meyers: Pedro Pascal, Tahereh Mafi The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Christian Slater, Rep. John Lewis, Chris Geere The Late Late Show with James Corden: Kevin Bacon, Sarah Hyland, Saint Motel Jimmy Kimmel Live: Aaron Eckhart, Cat Deeley, Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats Conan: Jeff Bridges, Jeff Ross, Brent Sullivan
| WEDS. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | The Goldbergs (repeat) |
The Goldbergs (repeat) |
Modern Family (repeat) |
black-ish (repeat) |
Modern Family (repeat) |
The Middle (repeat) |
| CBS | Big Brother (new) |
Criminal Minds (repeat) |
American Gothic (new) |
| CW | Penn & Teller: Fool Us (new) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (new) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | Masterchef (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | America’s Got Talent (new) |
The Night Shift (new) |