- I’mma let you finish, Britney Spears but First Lady Michelle Obama had the best Carpool Karaoke of the year.
Month: August 2016
‘The Real Housewives of New York City’: C’est la vie
The Real Housewives of New York
“Tomfoolery”
August 17, 2016
Last we left the ladies, everyone had finally arrived in Miami and Bethenny had just shared with Ramona and Princess Carole the fact that she was sitting on some incriminating information on Fiance Tom: namely a series of photos of him performing an extensive oral exam upon a former Playmate at a hotel bar the night before his engagement party to The Countess. Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New York City’: C’est la vie”
Maisie Williams sums up ‘Game of Thrones’ season 7 in two words: “holy BALLS”
- For those of you who were hoping for a lighter, happier, more upbeat Game of Thrones next season, I have some disappointing news.
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The Rio Olympics: Put on your broccoli costume, it’s time to end this shitshow
After 17 days of unfinished hotels, and Zika worries, and mysterious color-changing pools, and sick horses, and corrupt officials, and a missing Mary Carillo, and more sexist commentary than you could shake a stick at, and the reignition of the Cold War, and Phelps Phace, and one actually robbed athlete and, of course, Ryan Lochte, it’s time to drain the green pools and call it an Olympics here in Rio. Go get into your feathered headdress, wax up Mr. Tonga and let’s get this spectacle started! Continue reading “The Rio Olympics: Put on your broccoli costume, it’s time to end this shitshow”
‘The Strain,’ ‘RuPaul’s All Stars’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week.
THE STRAIN — Pictured: Corey Stoll as Ephraim Goodweather. CR: Michael Muller/FX
BOSTON EMS – ABC News brings BOSTON EMS to viewers who will ride along with the proud men and women of Boston Emergency Services, one of America’s most seasoned teams of first responders. BOSTON EMS premieres SATURDAY, JULY 25 (10-11pm, ET) on the ABC Television Network. (ABC/Lorenzo Bevilaqua) BOSTON EMS
BACHELOR IN PARADISE – “Episode 303A” – The third day in the gorgeous town of Sayulita, Mexico, picks up after the dramatic cliffhanger, on the next episode of the highly anticipated “Bachelor in Paradise,” MONDAY, AUGUST 15 (8:00-10:00 p.m. EDT). (ABC/Rick Rowell) CAILA QUINN, JARED HAIBON
Lee Pace as Joe Macmillan – Halt and Catch Fire _ Season 3, Episode 1 – Photo Credit: Tina Rowden/AMC
Just a reminder: Netflix still hasn’t renewed ‘Stranger Things’
- I’m still not sure why Netflix hasn’t announced that Stranger Things has been renewed — I mean, Netflix renewed Flaked and Love without even thinking about it. Flaked and Love? What are those? EXACTLY. But the point is that the Duffer Brothers promise that in the second season — which we all know will happen — there will be justice for Barb.
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The Rio Olympics: Crossing the finish line
Look, we’re all adults here. I can be honest with you, right? So here’s the thing: I didn’t watch the Olympics live on Friday because OH MY GOD I AM SO SICK OF THE OLYMPICS ALREADY SOMEONE FETCH ME A FROZEN MARGARITA IMMEDIATELY. Continue reading “The Rio Olympics: Crossing the finish line”
The Rio Olympics: Running Out of Interest
Is it just me or are these Olympic Games more sport than spectacle? Yes, there’s been drama and excitement and whatever the fuck is happening with Ryan Lochte, but where are all the video packages about how Allyson Felix loves basket weaving? Or how Katie Ledecky eats 5,000 pounds of spaghetti a week? Where is Mary Carillo making sand art? Continue reading “The Rio Olympics: Running Out of Interest”
Haven’t had enough Ryan Lochte in your life recently? Then I’ve got great news for you!
The Rio Olympics: And then Ryan Lochte happened.
Oh, we will get to gold-medalist in douche-baggery Ryan Lochte’s shenanigans in a moment, trust. But first! After ELEVEN (11!) long days and nights of Olympic coverage, NBC finally unlocked the closet door they had shoved her behind and allowed Mary Carillo to do what she does best: a tangentially-related cultural tape piece! MARY CARILLO IS FREE! PRAISE TO THE HIGH RIO OLYMPIC MASCOT VINICIUS, OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED AT LONG LAST!
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