President Toddler throws multiple tantrums over the weekend; nation shrugs

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I would die for Eddie.

 

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

President Enough Already had a rough weekend: His insurrectionist fund faced a legal roadblock; he’s been ordered to remove his name from another President’s memorial and keep it open; and the Freedumb (no one knew until President Spelling Bee that “dumb” was spelled with a “B,” by the way) 250 concert was such a spectacular flop that he is screaming that the whole thing should be canceled, and maybe he’ll just hold a MAGA rally instead.

He’s also thrown a fit about being removed from the Kennedy Center and is threatening to not destroy it.

In fact, he spent the entire weekend posting unhinged tantrums and AI slop, so everything is great.

This is what happens when you elect a reality TV star as President.

Because this is what reality stars SHOULD be doing instead of trying to ruin our body politic. (I would watch the hell out of this, by the way, should any American networks be listening.)

Love Island hasn’t even premiered this season yet, and we’ve already fired another Islander for using the N-word. I’m exhausted, y’all.

One small win for the anti-AI side.

Make that two small wins for the anti-AI side. 

BECAUSE, HONESTLY, WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING, GUYS?

Call me crazy, but maybe the most popular news program on American television doesn’t need an overhaul?

There’s a whole campaign to get Stephen Colbert on PBS. 

KEKE.

Congratulations to Dua Lipa and Callum Turner!

Cancellations

  • Euphoria officially ended last night on HBO with season three.

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • House of the Dragon returns on June 21.
  • A Different World debuts on Netflix on September 24.
  • Wild Cherry will premiere on Paramount+ on June 24.
  • Deestroying the Pitch will debut on Tubi on June 4.
  • Physical 100: Italy premieres on Netflix on September 11.
  • Notes from the Last Row will premiere on Netflix on June 26.

R.I.P.

Joe Negri, Known for playing the handyman on Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Matt Brown, Star of Alaskan Bush People

Caitlin O’Heaney, Star of The Charmings and Tales of the Gold Monkey

Kelly Curtis, Actress who appeared in The Sentinel, The Equalizer, Hunter, Silk Stalkings, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, and Judging Amy, documentarian, sister of Jamie Lee Curtis, and daughter of Janet Leigh and Tony Curtis

Marcia Lucas, Oscar-winning film editor on Star Wars, American Graffiti, Taxi Driver, Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore, Return of the Jedi, and the former wife of George Lucas

Gary L. Pudney, Long-time executive at ABC

Ronald LaPread, Former bassist for the Commodores

Foster Sylvers, Member of the R&B group The Sylvers

In honor of Marcia Lucas:

WATCH THIS

Bring Me the Beauties: A Model Cult: In this stranger-than-fiction documentary, the Eternal Values cult, which recruited Manhattan models and young professionals, is explored. Premiere. HBO and HBO Max

The Other Guys: Come for the Will Ferrell comedy, stay for the credits, which are more pertinent than ever. 8 p.m., Starz Encore

Late Night:

  • The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Tina Fey, Marlon Wayans, Jazz Chisholm Jr., a performance from “Schmigadoon!”
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Brett Goldstein, David Sedaris
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Olivia Wilde, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Death Cab for Cutie
  • The Daily Show: TBD
  • Watch What Happens Live: Alesia Harris, Antoni Porowski

MON. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC The Mystery of Richard Simmons
(repeat)		 Truth and Lies: Who Killed JFK?
(repeat)
CBS The Neighborhood
(repeat)		 The Neighborhood
(repeat)		 FBI
(repeat)		 CIA
(repeat)
CW Sullivan’s Crossing
(new)		 Penn & Teller: Fool Us
(repeat)		 Local
FOX The 1% Club
(new)		 The Quiz With Balls
(new)		 News/Local
NBC America’s Got Talent
(repeat)		 Password
(new)

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