- I’mma let you finish, Britney Spears but First Lady Michelle Obama had the best Carpool Karaoke of the year.
- Lifetime is going to make a movie about Robert Durst. I hope they film the crucial “Robert Durst pees on candy in a CVS” scene at my CVS where it actually took place.
- Hulu’s The Handsmaid’s Tale just cast Joseph Fiennes in a lead role. And the misogynistic dystopian future just became a little sexier …
- And Casey Wilson is working on a new series for Hulu, Unhinged, about a woman with anger issues. True fact: I will watch anything Casey Wilson does.
- Not to be a bummer, but here’s a trailer for HBO’s upcoming Charlie Hebdo documentary, Three Days of Terror:
- Movie –> TV news: They’re turning The Departed into a TV series. Presumably Jack Nicholson will not star, but in this era of prestige TV, who even knows, right?
- And in more movie –> TV news: Ray Romano and Chris O’Dowd are going to be in the Get Shorty series. I literally had no idea there was going to be a Get Shorty series until now.
- Michael Strahan is developing a series for ABC about a football player who becomes a cop. Related: ABC is apparently just giving Michael Strahan whatever he demands.
- R.I.P. Stephen Hill, District Attorney Adam Schiff on Law & Order
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- The Real Housewives of New York City: In the season finale, The Countess takes a look at her life, looks at her choices. 8 p.m., Bravo
- Mr. Robot: “fsociety releases a video.” Well, that’s clarifying. 9 p.m., USA
- Tyrant: Look who’s back, back again, Molly’s back, hide your girlfriend. 9 p.m., FX
- Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Aaron Paul, Tig Notaro, Florida Georgia Line, James Valentine Late Night with Seth Meyers: Robert De Niro, Jerome Bettis, Anthrax, Jon Wurster The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Anderson Cooper, Edgar Ramirez, Kip Moore The Late Late Show with James Corden: John Krasinski, Adam Pally, Penn & Teller Jimmy Kimmel Live: Bob Odenkirk, Kendall Jenner, Kiefer Sutherland, Robert Randolph Conan: Cobie Smulders, Werner Herzog, Lindsey Stirling
| WEDS. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | The Goldbergs (repeat) |
The Goldbergs (repeat) |
The Goldbergs (repeat) |
The Goldbergs (repeat) |
Modern Family (repeat) |
black-ish (repeat) |
| CBS | Big Brother (new) |
Criminal Minds (repeat) |
American Gothic (new) |
| CW | Penn & Teller: Fool Us (new) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (new) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | Masterchef (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | America’s Got Talent (new) |
America’s Got Talent (live) |
The Night Shift (new) |