Now’s your chance to own a box of dragon eggs. (No promises they’ll hatch, though, unless you’re willing to walk into a funeral pyre.)

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All your soap operas belong to John Oliver

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Breaking: Paramount promised President Blood Clot that they’d overhaul CNN in the most obvious story of all time and which we all knew already

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Ted Cruz is doing something I agree with, and I have to go lie down, I might be sick

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Looks like while I was gone, President Misogynist had a busy week screaming at women journalists

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Why is MAGA wetting their pants about Jimmy Kimmel today?

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Tina Fey has no regrets about her Sarah Palin bit. (And nor should she.)

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Wait … could ABC air ‘The Bachelorette’ after all?

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‘American Horror Story’ is preparing to cast its spell again

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Stephen Colbert has the perfect job lined up once ‘The Late Show’ ends

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