Brace yourself: the conventions are here.

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President Troglodyte is trying to fuck with the election. We have 90 days to prevent that from happening. Let’s go!

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For the thousandth fucking time: this is not a hoax. Wear a damn mask.

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Everyone at Fox News needs to TAKE A SEAT.

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Look, nothing is going back to normal until 2021, SO WEAR A DAMN MASK.

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Blerg. Looks like you probably won’t be watching that ’30 Rock’ special on NBC after all.

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Welcome to Monday. I regret to inform you, everything remains terrible.

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‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ throws out four new episodes in a rare display of real self-examination. Good for them.

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President Delusional would rather you never know how bad it really is

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Fox released its fall TV schedule under the optimistic belief that someone will be around to watch it

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