This week Bravo released the first trailer for their newest Ladies Screaming at Each Other Over Imagined Slights and Other Nonsense reality series, Married to Medicine: Houston, which will debut on Friday, November 11.
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The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“The Importance of Being Family”
October 16, 2016
It’s time for Meatball to go to meatball prison for committing meatball fraud, and I am not going to cry because Meatball brought this upon himself by being a dumb meatball. I’M NOT GOING TO CRY, DAMMIT.
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American Horror Story
“Chapter 5”
October 12, 2016
ALRIGHT, INTERNET, YOU WANTED EVAN PETERS? HERE IS EVAN PETERS. HERE IS 10 MINUTES OF EVAN PETERS IN A MARIE ANTOINETTE WIG HAVING BATHTUB SEX WITH SOME HOT GUY. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? WILL YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN NOW?
Hawaii Five-0
“He Moho Hou”
October 7, 2016
Retired FBI profiler Alicia Brown wakes up in a pool of blood – but it’s not hers. She jerks upright to reveal a corpse laying in bed next to her. There’s a chess piece in the dead man’s mouth. Alicia is now part of the game.
Dead guy in your bed. Better or worse than a horse’s head?
Five-0’s next call of the morning is to the Akamu residence. The camera pulls back as McG, Caano, and Grover walk to the backyard, and we see the giant honking hole in the home’s roof. Show is all about the artful reveals this episode. The homeowner is dead on the ground with a hole in his chest.
Grover directs their attention to the house. He says a second body – or what’s left of it – is upstairs. Cause of death for DEA Special Agent Frank Evers is blunt force trauma from 10,000 feet. Sadly, the ground did not want to be friends with him.
Supernatural
“Keep Calm and Carry On”
October 13, 2016
“You gave me what I needed most. I want to do the same for you.”
NOW
Dean and Mary stare at each other. She’s wary and confused. He’s stunned. He approaches her and hesitantly asks if she’s really … real? He slowly reaches out a hand to touch her, to make sure she’s solid and not a ghost. In a blink, Mary has him face down on the ground in an arm lock with her bare foot on his neck.