MONDAY
Jane the Virgin: Oh! We open the season with Jane learning Michael was shot. But is he alive? (Virgin status: Still intact.) Season premiere. 8 p.m., The CW
The Odd Couple: Season premiere. 8:30 p.m., CBS
Grease: Watch it out of nostalgia, realize just how raunchy it actually was. 7 p.m., Freeform
TUESDAY
The Contenders 16 for ’16: A look at third party candidates and a reminder that if it weren’t for Nader, things might have been very different in 2000. DON’T THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY, PEOPLE. 7 p.m., PBS
This is Us: Kate learns that her new boyfriend has an ex-wife, something he SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED. 8 p.m., NBC
The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Watch the original BEFORE FOX’S NEW LIVE VERSION. (Sorry for shouting, I just was trying to keep with the trend.) 7 p.m. Logo
WEDNESDAY
The Third (and final, thank God) Presidential Debate: Lord, beer us strength. 8 p.m., Everywhere
Chance: Hugh Laurie stars in this dark new psychological thriller. Series premiere. Hulu
People of Earth: A sneak peek at the Wyatt Cenac comedy about an alien abduction support group. 7 p.m., TBS
THURSDAY
Rocky Horror Picture Show: Laverne Cox stars as the sweet transvestite from transexual Transylvania in this live performance. 7 p.m., FOX
Supernatural: Rick Springfield is now Lucifer, making the third-grade me question everything. 8 p.m., The CW
Scarface: He has a little friend he would like to whom he would like to introduce you. 7:25 p.m., HBO Zone West
FRIDAY
Black Mirror: It’s the best, creepiest series about the terrors of technology and it is back for a third season. Netflix
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Uh-oh, Paula is starting to realize that maybe Rebecca and Josh aren’t right for each other after all. Season premiere. 8 p.m., The CW
Vampire Diaries: Season premiere. 7 p.m., The CW
High Maintenance: This little show certainly turned out to be a better buzz than I had expected. Season finale. 10 p.m., HBO
SATURDAY
Weiner: A documentary about the disgraced former Congressman as he runs for mayor of New York City in 2013. 8 p.m., Showtime
Prince: Purple Reign: This is a 2011 documentary about the Purple One. And though it’s not timely, I, for one, am still reeling from his death. 8 p.m., Reelz
Saturday Night Live: Tom Hanks & Lady Gaga 10:30 p.m., NBC
SUNDAY
The Walking Dead: SO WHO THE HELL DID YOU KILL ALREADY? GUH. Season premiere. 8 p.m., AMC
Keeping up with the Kardashians: Yep. Season premiere. 8 p.m., E!
Westworld: The Man in Black makes a significant discovery. 8 p.m., HBO
